Peanut M&Ms are awful. But the fact pres backs butterfinger is offensive RT @stoolpresidente: M&m's aint candybar dickhead @JoeyWatermelons
Never have I doubted @stoolpresidente more than I do right now. Kill TWIX? Fuck Butterfinger? Have you lost your goddam mind?
Hockey fans and NYR fans always blabbing about how tough they are now up in arms because Brodeur makes some comments about hurting them?
Whatever you say, Benedict Arnold. Just stabbing your fresh pizza pizzeria comrades in the back for ellios trash @stoolpizzaboy
Yea well I dont shake substitutes hands RT @stoolpizzaboy Ellios are easily the best real pizza substitute on the market @DanteTheDon
Introducing Christyne from…where else…SUNY Cortland. SUNY Cortland hands down the hottest chicks in the SUNY system. When Cortland sees a bump in applications by like 25% I better get a cut of all their tuition. Its like I’m recruiting for them posting all these smokes.
Ordinarily here is where I’d plug a Barstool Blackout date but we’ve sold out every show until March so I guess theres not much point.
Viva La Stool!
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