Introducing Melissa from I don’t know where. Someone nominated her as an NYC smokeshow. But it says she lives in Florida, and then I saw pictures with her and Smokeshow Hall of Famer Kacie McDonnell. So that makes me think she probably goes to Villanova. Has nothing to do with New York. Maybe she’s Jersey? But here’s the point: I do not care at all one bit. Melissa is a certified smoke. If you’re hot and you roll with Kacie and you’re within a 500 mile radius of me I’ll smoke you on Barstool New York

Another week in the books. Still just living on the edge one day at a time with smokes. Can I please get a serious wave of nominations? Email KFC@barstoolsports.com