That was one of the most dramatic moments in sports history. Bela Karolyi comes out of the Copa Cabana in a smoking jacket to file some gymnastics appeal. Nobody knew what the fuck he was even talking about. The USA coach running around with some forms in his hand. That frumpy bitch waddling around behind the scenes. It was Bela Karolyi, a bunch of Asians, and a Jew dad waiting on the edge of their seats while the judges recalculate scores and overturns the ruling.

Unreal drama. I wouldn’t be surprised if Bela is some criminal mastermind trying to stir up international tension with that stunt. I mean if this doesn’t look like the face of a dude trying to spark worldwide nuclear war, I don’t know what is: