Best of the Best GTA – Week 1
New feature I’m instituting here at Barstool today. There’s nothing Stoolies love more than ranking the GTAs. Every day they check the whole network during their lunch hour and compare which site had the best ass. Well now we’re gonna make it official. Barstool Boston just crushed the competition this week with Candice Swanepoel. Up until yesterday, Big Cat and Barstool Chicago were the early leader all week after this chick on Monday:
She would have been a worthy champ. But shes some no name broad from youtube and Candice is pretty much the queen of Barstool at this point so she gets the crown week 1. So starting next week on Friday we’ll take the best ass from Monday-Thursday around the Boston-New York-Chicago-Philly network and we’ll put her up against this Candice ass. Vote on our ultra technological 10 stars system and either we have a new champ or Candice continues on as Best of the Best GTA. If a new ass wins, the site who originally blogged it hosts the Best of the Best on Friday. More or less this is just yet another way to objectify and analyze women as pieces of ass. Viva La Stool!
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I mean-jesus-this pic gave me a boner the second I saw it. I know Candace is the champ-but holy hell. I vote for no name chick.
Great Concept… I just saw an advertisement for Potterybarn though.. What does that even mean?
I’m with Funkdoc. LOOK AT THAT CRANSTON!
so wait, on friday we dont get to see a new ass on the winner’s page? that just takes away an ass a week.
well, if you are doing it for the people, why not bring it to a vote at the end of the week? similar to a MFK. I would say just grab the 3 from the week with the most comments, they are typically the best.
@apesackstew it means you visit pottery barn frequently. google analytics gayboy
This is a game MO will never win….
SMOKES GTA mix and match game changer get it done
3rd pic of Candice: What is going on with her arm??
Now your just being lazy(eyed)
KFC, A+, can we just get KFC and Big Cat to branch off and create their own blog…
Not dissing on Candice at all, but no name with the back dimples is unstoppable. Just being honest.
last pic has the best ass
There are too many words in this blog. I got to “new feature,” realized there were more ass shots and kept scrolling.
Swandawhatever is seriously the hottest girl I’ve ever laid eyes upon. I’m in an airpiort and having a tough time not running to the bathroom