Best of the Best GTA Week 4 Voting Now Open, With 2 New Challengers
We’re retiring our current champion from last week for 2 reasons. 1) She’s just not hot enough and 2) Apparently shes kind of loony tunes. And I’m basically like the Vince McMahon of this whole circus so I get to make the decisions. So the Best of the Best title now has a vacant belt. But there absolutely could not be a better showdown for the new champ. We were blessed with two of the best GTA candidates of all time this week, courtesy of Barstool New York and Barstool Chicago:
Challenger #1: 19 Year Old Australian model/instagram wonder Jess Green
Challenger #2 – Carl’s Jr Commercial Girl/model Emily Ratajkowski
Its an absolute sin these girls aren’t more famous than they are. Fat ass Kate Upton is running around ruling the world when there are chicks like these two with much better tits, better bodies, and prettier faces. At any rate, Jess Green may be the hottest chick on the planet. On top of a slamming body she’s got a gorgeous face. But just remember this is an ass vote. In which case I think my girl Emily takes the cake. I feel like me and Big Cat are like 2 dads cheering on their children or something. Both of us pulling hard for our girls to win. Its like they’re 2 pit bulls in a dog fight and we’re their owners. Except I want to have sex with them and I don’t wanna have sex with dogs.
At any rate, check out the full galleries I linked to in each challenger description to get a full feel for each girl and vote. Either way we got a new champion this afternoon
Vote 1 for Emily whatsherface Vote 10 for Jess Green
(1,417 votes, average: 6.37 out of 10)
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dead heat
The rough and rowdy chick’s retirement is a crime. Why is she crazy Kevin? She didn’t go for your lazy eye, triple chin and lack of basic hygiene?
this will be the hardest, most thought provoking decision I will make from my cubicle today. This and what I’m eating for lunch. Still haven’t figured out either questions.
Consider this my write-in vote for rough and rowdy. Absolute travashamockery of justice right here, folks.
The people want ring girl, isn’t this America? You’re going to have to explain “apparently she’s looney tunes” or there’s no point in voting on this stupid competition if the votes don’t matter.
Good call retiring the rough and rowdy chick. I added her on FB to creep more but all she does is talk about how famous she is. Quiet disturbing actually
100% boycotting this vote until a further explanation is given about ring girl.
I need more information then “she’s kind of looney tunes.”
Actually fuck it, that Australian chick is bonkers. Just voted for her.
Don’t Vote for “Kevin is a loser with big tits”.
Does that mean you can fuck her in mid-air as long as you don’t look down?
This is harder than any smokesmash matchup
Jess Green… I’d stick my shrimp on that barbie
How can you say redneck girl “just isn’t hot enough” and then say “but just remember this is an ass vote” with a straight face? That ass was a 10. 10. 10. We need the story behind the looney tunes if you’re going to do this. This aggression will not stand.
Emily Whatsherface
I voted for jess green because in my imagination she is ashleys greens australian cousin and they lez out all the time.
I WANT RING GIRL
Bring back ring girl
Anyone else get confused by the first girl being the ten vote and the second one being the one? Was confused how Jess could possibly be losing then realized that was not the case at all.
Bullshit! Give me my redneck bitch!!!
How is Ruff n Rowdy bitch gone? This has become a mockery.
I will beat my MEAT to both of them….but hands down take the ausie !!!!
Vacating her title without a fight. Fucking weak.
rough and rowdy girl, your a huge fag kfc cuz you dont like the RR girl
I’ll go for Emily since she seems like a girl who takes it in the butt.
You flip flopped these chicks pictures and the voting stars. This ballot should be null and void
Ring girl went crazy and got paranoid about being on the site. The powers that be told me to no longer put her on the Stool
emily, cause i wacked it more times to her.
I guess this must be what living in North Korea feels like. For the sake of ‘Merica bring back ring-girl
just a travesty you’d disobey the people and disqualify the ring chick, last i checked this wasn’t communist russia i didn’t know pres went all stalin when he started taking ad’s. you’d better think long and hard about this, about as long and hard as ring girl made my dick.
“Basically like Vince McMahon” ????? GO FUCK YOUR FIST. Rough and rowdy’s ass was a gift from a higher power, you fucking ass tyrant…..MUTINY!!!!!!
Clancy, I will hunt you down and I will kill you. There needs to be clarification on this looney talk
everybody do yourself a favor and google emily yadayada “nude.” she has no problem getting naked as fuck and as it turns out, she is exceptionally good at it.
sweet jesus
rough n rowdy ass will never be forgotten
Your boss ia a pussy. Bring back ring girl!
Worst competition ever!! Fucking rigged. Why even vote when you will just change the winner?
This shit is RIGGED!!!! Long Live the True Champ!
Finally signed up for Barstool after a full year, just to comment on this article… Rough and Rowdy girl wins again this week. Suck it KFC
if Pres doesn’t want you posting the ring girl, just say it. but don’t tell us she’s not hot enough then go on to say it’s just an ass competition when every guy here would kill themselves if they knew they’d be reincarnated as bikini bottom.
this shouldn’t be close. that aussie bitch is fucking fire
Fuuuuuuck. Can you at least still post the .gifs? Or are you gonna be pussy punched by an almost famous?
That Aussie chick could very well be the hottest white woman on earth.
Let me guess, WV chick wanted Portnoy to pay in order to continue profiting off her ass so he forced barstool to cut all ties.
Oh well Aussie chick’s ass is giving me short term memory.
Clancy you should put up a pic of that cum rag transvestite you call your girlfriend. GIVE THE STOOLIES WHAT THEY WHAT.
This was great until you made it a sham.. Go fuck yourself Vince Mcmahon… She was that hot… and luney toons are my thing