Apparently this movie is called “Beware: Children At Play” from 1989. I think its about a summer camp and zombies and shit. I don’t know and I don’t care. This could be a movie all on its own. Just a 3 minute cinematic masterpiece called “Adults Running Around Murdering Children.” It sealed the deal as the best scene in movie history when they stabbed the kid to death with a pitchfork:

blew the Yankee fans head off:

and when they made the little kid swallow the business end of a revolver

I’m checking the Oscar winner in 1989 and oddly enough I can’t find Beware: Children At Play.