E Online - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have gone their separate ways. They broke up about a week ago, a source exclusively tells E! News. ”Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to maintain a relationship,” the source says. Rumors that the adorable twosome had split started gaining traction in the last couple of weeks, but hit a high note just last night when Bieber, 18, was spotted seeing The Lion King on Broadway with a group of people that included 19-year-old Victoria’s Secret modelBarbara Palvin.
Hey Selena, love ya babe! You’re a cutie. But if Victoria Secret models are in the equation, its curtains for you, toots. Selena Gomez was like riding a bike with training wheels. She was like a nice starter house. But now Biebs is an adult. Now he’s a grown ass man. Still looks a little bit like a female lesbian but nonetheless he’s a man now. Time to ditch the training wheels. Time to move out of the tiny 2 bedroom and go move in to a mansion. You no longer need to be squeaky clean. No longer need to cater to 12 year old girls. Time to fuck millions and millions of girls.
PS – There is nothing in this world quite like a dude who’s newly single. The rampage you go on after that happens is just a whirlwind of booze and sex and bad decisions. Sometimes its hot chicks, sometimes its fat chicks. But its always fun and borderline unhealthy. Imagine doing that whole process except you’re the biggest superstar on the planet? If I was Bieber I’d keep getting girlfriends and keep breaking up with them just to have a regular cycle of the post-break up lifestyle.