LostLettermanRick’s Cabaret & Steakhouse is making sure the last Big East tournament as we know it is going out in grand fashion. First, a ticket to the Big East tournament will get you free admission to the strip club down the street from Madison Square Garden during its “Welcome to the Jungle” promotion, which began on Tuesday and runs through Saturday. While tickets to the conference tournament can still be found on StubHub for $10, Rick’s is waiving the $20 entrance fee with a two-drink minimum after 7:00 PM for anyone with a ticket stub from a game in their hand. Here we were thinking that basketball was the only thing that could bring fans from 14 different schools across the country together in the spirit of mutual appreciation. Reads Rick’s press release: “The cabaret at 50 West 33rd Street, across from the Empire State Building and just a block from Madison Square Garden, will feature a special menu at its Zagat-rated steak house and discounted drinks throughout the week. The club is expected to be packed with fans attending the Big East championship basketball tournament.” They are also pumping the promotion on social media

Well looks like the Big East Tournament tournament is going out with a bang. Next year the power players are gone and the Catholic 7 or whatever the fuck its called comes into play. The Big East as we know it is dead.

So what better way to celebrate the life of the Big East Tourney than with free admission to the strip club near the Garden? Pop over to Ricks for a little $10 lunch before Cuse vs Pitt in the 2pm game. Head back to Rick’s for some dinner buffet before the 9pm Notre Dame Marquette matchup. Finish off your night back at Rick’s with an OTPHJ. Remember your last Big East Tourney by potentially blowing a load in your pants and dropping an ungodly amount of money on Eastern European women. Thats some real March Madness right there.

PS – $10 lunch is seriously enticing, even by food-in-a-strip-club standards