Bill Clinton Wins Father Of The Year Award
Who are you again? Did we have sex? Oh! You’re my daughter!
Politico – Former President Bill Clinton is getting props for being a good dad. Clinton was named the “Father of the Year” by the National Father’s Day Council on Wednesday. The group selected Clinton for his “profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations,” Dan Orwig, chairman of the National Father’s Day Committee, said in the announcement. The award will be presented at a luncheon in June.
Its official. Bill Clinton can do anything. Anything that is attainable by the human race, Bill Clinton can attain it. This is a man who fucked his fat intern with a cigar and came all over her dress while married and raising Chelsea as a teenage girl. And now he’s got a Father of the Year award sitting on his mantel above the fireplace. Thats like when critics said Wilt Chamberlain was a one dimensional player and could only score so he went out the next year and led the league in assists. Oh I shoot too much? Let me just go average 9 dimes a game because I can.
Thats Slick Willie. Yes I know everyone already thinks I’m top 3 coolest dudes ever. Yes I know everyone knows I crush box like JFK did. Yes, I know people want me to be President again right now. But I’m gonna go out there and prove the haters wrong and ring up a Father of the Year award. People take one look at Bill Clinton and think about a walking, talking boner and somehow he swindled the MVP of parenting. He’s unstoppable.
PS – On an unrelated note, how fancy are you if you go to “luncheons?” The award will be presented at a luncheon in June. Thats when you know you’ve become super rich. Everyone else in the world just eats lunch. You go to “luncheons.” Just so wealthy and successful that you ain’t got shit to do in the middle of the day so they make lunch into a fancy event for you and the rest of the people on your level. I think I’m gonna start having luncheons for myself. Today I ate a chipotle chicken sandwich at my Barstool New York luncheon. I was the only attendee.
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Wait… This is a real thing? Did he get a coffee mug?
100% sure he made Monica call him daddy while she was sucking him off.
So the father of the year can’t get those urinals in his kids mouth fixed?
someone needs to tell the National Father’s Day Council, that “motherfucker” and “father” do not necessarily mean the same thing.
A+. Prez, you wanna talk about a Mogul, Bill Clinton has been a step ahead of the game every time.
maurice tried nominating his dad.. just coudnt find him
Nothing’s better than some quality jaw
Adele – Album of the year (no new album 2012); Obama – Person of the year (ruining the country, skimped by with 50% of the vote). and now Bill Clinton – Father of the year…… Whats next? Neil – Blogger of the Year
ya softasdavidpatten if you call winning by 5 million votes skimming by than sure it was close
Fantastic article KFC. well done Clinton2016
And Barney Frank was named Mother of the Year.
Nice blog, Clinton really can do anything (or anyone). I think its hilarious that Hillary is married to him, what a pimp.
I thought Obama getting the Nobel Peace Price after one month in office was a joke but……..
Wilburham, the sooner you realize that obamas’ policies are crippling this country’s WORKING people, the sooner you can stop your cunty snipings. Fucking hatchet wound. Remember…. turn off mom’s lights.
Monica lewinsky was barely 18 when she began interning at the white. I think her dad would probably disagree with a man so morally bankrupt being awarded such a title. What a joke it is that a philandering borderline predator rapist would receive such accolades….
National Fathers Day Council has some balls on them