Bitches Running After The Biebs In Oslo
NME – Forty-nine teenage girls have been injured at a Justin Bieber concert in Norway. Following news that the pop singer would be playing a free, four-song set outside the Oslo Opera House last night (May 30), 15,000 fans descended upon the town, causing a host of injuries amongst fans as well as ‘crippling’ the city’s mobile phone network, according to report from Gawker. TMZ reveals that 49 fans were injured in the ensuing mayhem in the city as fans mobbed the streets, with 14 taken away by ambulance to receive further care. A mass fainting also took place. The Mayor of Oslo, Fabian Stang, explained to TMZ that he had to hide behind a tree to avoid being trampled by the pop singer’s dedicated fanbase. He commented: “I have already called on the Emergency Planning Agency to examine the entire event from the planning stage to its implementation. We have to find out what went wrong and why it happened.” Concerned for the safety of his fans, Justin Bieber tweeted: “NORWAY – please listen to the police. I don’t want anyone getting hurt. I want everything to go to plan but your safety must come first…for the show to happen u must all listen to the police. we are all concerned for your safety and i want what is best for u. please listen”.
There are certain levels of fame in this world. There’s like F List celebrity status which ranges from Barstool blogger to reality TV star. Then there’s movie stars and pop stars that get chased by the paparazzi. Then you hit the upper echelon reserved only for like Britney Spears and Michael Jackson when he was alive that was basically “can’t go out in public” fame.
And then there’s the Biebs and his perfect Klout score of 100 who’s achieved a new level of fame – causing mass faintings. Thats a whole new genre of fame I’ve never even heard of. Walk out in public, BOOM hoards of people can’t maintain consciousness. Go out in public and send 50 bitches to the hospital. He’s tweeting out directions to a goddam country. The police have to brace for his arrival like they’re going to war or some shit.
PS – Who is this bitch at the 40 second mark kidding:

You’re at the back of the stampede. All your skinny friends ditched you to get to the front. Just give up.

“tweeting out directions to a gd country” — I haven’t laughed that hard since that cocky fucking speller got axed last night. Classic
a new level or genre of fame? bro do you have any idea what Michael Jackson fans were like when he was still black?
How many purple hoodies has the Beibs sold? A trillion?
Heavy girl in the P.S. is exactly like the rhino in the Jumanji stampede. Can’t knock her effort.
Numero Two you clearly have fucking down syndrome you asshole. A trillion hoodies is ~200 per person on earth.
Brougherty’s right, he’s probably sold way more than that.
not what i was saying at all you greek fagg0t
The Beatles did it before social networking…
wait a sec… no one else bought 200 of these things?
Brougherty you’re like some kind of faggot robot who doesn’t understand humans or sarcasm or exaggeration.
I don’t get it…do they think they will be able to convert him to being straight?
im jealous as fuck. think about it. anywhere he goes, he can cop an orgy of different chicks every time. oh yea paris? so tonights a few luck french girls? oh and lets hit up italy after and pussy wreck some nude beaches, and then chill in sweden in the hot pools watever they call them. pussy fucking everywhere for this kid.
Love the police woman who goes to stop the hoard from blocking traffic and says awww fuck it. Leave ot to a woman to do a mans job.
dudebro, i do indeed understand both sarcasm and exaggeration. What i dont understand is how you’re able to sleep at night knowing that your mother is trolling the street selling her swampy cunt to the highest bidder
I sleep very well because that doesn’t happen and you are a retard child who still thinks mom jokes are funny/offensive.
retard child? you probably meant retarded child. clearly you’re the fucking retard. listen guy, i dont want to embarrass you any further but i would strongly suggest that you stay away from barstool for a few days before i expose you as the pigfucker that you are.
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Son, you forgot to make your bed and no, Lance cannot sleep over again. PS- you better take that trash out before your mother gets home.
Hey idiot, you can use a noun to modify a noun. Learn some english, you dumb cunt.