Huff PoFirst it was smoking in public places. Then it was sodas, salts and trans-fats. And now, the Bloomberg administration, perhaps taking a cue from local community boards, is going after booze. The New York Post reports Mayor Bloomberg has plans to limit the sale of alcohol in the city, as well as advertising and promotions for bars and liquor. The Partnership For A Healthier New York City initiative seeks to reduce “alcohol retail outlet (e.g. bar, corner store) density and illegal alcohol” and reduce “the exposure to alcohol products and bar advertising and promotion in retail and general (trains, buses, etc.) settings (stores, restaurants, etc.” Reached for comment, a spokesperson told The Post, “The city’s goals for the Partnership for a Healthier New York are in line with our ongoing strategies of promoting healthy eating and physical activity and discouraging tobacco, excessive alcohol use and consumption of sugar sweetened beverages, Specific proposals, however, are still in the planning phase.”

Listen Mike. You can go after the chain smokers all you want. You can attack the fat people as much as you’d like. I don’t give a fuck how you handle hurricanes and I don’t care what you do with the sanitation department during snow blizzards. You can rule with your little crazy Jewish iron fist on them all you want.

But stay away from my booze, Mike. Stay the fuck away. Isn’t there some Jewish bus making chicks ride in the back you should be worried about? You know, OccupyWallStreet is still causing problems and what not. It looks like there’s a rat problem in the Bronx. There’s about a million other things to worry about before this stupid crusade on booze. I’ll tell you what you can have the bus and train ads. Alright? No more booze ads on the bus. Nobody cares about that shit. Just don’t restrict my sales and don’t tell me what I can drink and when I can drink it.