Today they had some black chick up there signing for Bloomberg.

I guess Lydia Callis, the Michael Jordan of sign language, needed a break or some shit. All I know is this chick fucking stunk. Had no emotion. No enthusiasm. Just sat there wiggling her hands like a deaf wet blanket. I bet deaf people just tuned Bloomberg out. Missing out on important Hurricane Sandy info because they had some apathetic lethargic bitch who couldn’t be bothered to crack a smile or furrow her brow or puff her cheeks or do any of the shit that Lydia Callis does to hit deaf home runs during her press conferences. I think we should just cut out Bloomberg as the middle man and make this bitch mayor. Just do her own speaking and her own signing for her own speeches. She’d probably let us drink soda and shit.