BMX Girl Smashes Face; Trainer Sneaks a Titty Rub
Update: NBC was on their A-game last night taking this video down.
Couple things going on here:
1. Is she gonna die? I can spot a pre-death wobble anywhere. The announcer enlightened us to the fact that you never wanna hit the face of a jump- but she did. And now, I’m not so sure this isn’t gonna be one of those Natasha Richardson stories. Heading back to the Olympic Village feeling like a million bucks, gets a little headache, and then boom… your dead and your husband is in Taken.
2. When did BMX become an Olympic sport? I still remember the roots of BMX – the back dumpster areas behind whatever restaurant I was working at, with all the illegals doing tricks. Then it progressed to the X-games, and I was okay with that, because aside from that black guy with dreads randomly showing up on SportsCenter, I could easily avoid it. But now the Olympics? A credible tournament of skill and competition? That would be like nominating Barstool bloggers for the the Pullitzer Prize.
3. Great titty rub by the trainer. Just an all around gold medal-worthy performance on his part. Stuck the landing at the 0:24 second mark; yet to see a dismount though.
I’ll tell you one thing though: between track and BMX, if falling down and not finishing races was tonight’s event, USA woulda swept gold. Clean it up.






Video is taken down before you even post it, nice job fuckass.
strasser gives head
BMX is a fucking Olympic event!?
Great video douchebag. You now owe me one large pizza.
fuck you pizza boy…youre useless
Trainer must be pretty good at tittie rubbing to get past the hard plastic chest protector they wear.
Compared with “dressage,” racing a BMX bike seems like a perfectly legitimate Olympic event.
Bitch running mile who fell was total pussy. Stop crying ang get up. Guy runs on broken leg and finished. Tital bitch move
What? No style pts. for the face-plant. As far as feeling up the legless chic. Are we sure he didn’t put chloroform in her helmet before the race?
Hahaha the xgames black guy with the dreads is the worst. Dude is 100% Caucasian
Neil skateboards