I’m not kidding, you could not have chosen better music for this youtube montage

Daily MailIn some ways Alicia Young is very camera shy. And in others she really, really isn’t. The well-endowed brunette has become an internet sensation after launching a blog on which she posts a daily photograph of her impressive cleavage – but she has never once revealed her face, leading to speculation about who she is and whether or not Alicia Young is even her real name. Some have even joked that reluctance to unveil herself insinuates she is perhaps not quite as attractive as her ample bosom suggests. Alicia’s site - Los Escotes De Alicia, which translates as Alicia’s Low-Cut Tops – is thought to be based in Valencia, Spain, and has already notched up over three million hits since its launch in November. At one point yesterday blog traffic peaked at 170,000.  The mystery blogger, who claims to be 31 and is thought to be a Brit living in Spain, posts photographs of herself while engaged in a number of activities, from eating and drinking to reading and hanging Christmas decorations. In each photograph she wears tight or revealing tops – and sometimes nothing at all, covering her modesty with only her hands, or props including hats and books. Occasionally her cleavage has been penned with words, names and phrases.  Every post is accompanied by Spanish text explaining what she’s been up to each day, such as hanging out with friends or doing ‘a little bit of work’. Alicia also uses her Twitter page to post cleavage shots, and it is thought she hopes to eventually secure a lucrative deal for publication.

Ah, the Internet. The one wacky, backwards place in this world where double standards are turned on their heads. You’re a girl and you wanna succeed in the business world? Start sucking dick until your head eventually smashes into a glass ceiling and you’re stuck in middle management while average white dudes shoot right past you. You’re a girl and you wanna succeed in the blog world? Take pictures of your tits! Soar to the top of the web while ugly white guys at Barstool toil away writing thousands of blogs to achieve the same success. Fuck you Alicia Young! Fuck you and your gigantic perfect tits! Bitch is like a permanent Guess That Rack. There’s just no where to push “Click here to read more” on this slut. Real clever name for your site too. Alicia’s Low-Cut Tops. Genius. That would be like if Barstool was called “KFC’s Jokes About Farts And Dicks.” And forget about your Spanish prose. Buenas Dias! Por favor enjoyo my tetas! Award winning. I’m writing 10,000 words about New York City lists and you write “Papas Fritas y Hamburgesa” on your tits and call it a day.

Alicia I hate your guts and I love your tits. Stoolies, send out the smoke patrol! Lets find “Alicia Young.” I need to put a face to those bombs. Her twitter is @escotesdealicia. She lives in Spain but obviously with those knockers she’s a British chick. Go to work!

PS – With my lack of exercise and my diet I give it 6 more months before I can just take pictures of my tits and blog them too.