ZENICA, Bosnia-HerzegovinaA mayoral candidate in Bosnia’s fourth-largest city is using one of the Internet’s greatest lures – pornography – to draw attention to his campaign. Mirad Hadziahmetovic is an independent candidate with a relatively slim chance of winning the October election in Zenica. He said Thursday that he decided to upload pornographic video clips to his official campaign site after realizing that large numbers of people use the Web to peruse sexual content. To view the material on his site, visitors must answer questions, such as “What is more important for Zenica, job creation or increasing the municipal budget” through taxes? At the end of each clip there is a separately recorded video of Hadziahmetovic talking directly to camera and saying: “If you liked this clip, vote for me.”

This is what the fuck I’m talking about. Progressive thinking. Progressive campaigning. You know what we do here in America? People spend like $15 million bucks to buy a big bus. They drive across the country kissing babies, shaking hands, and babbling in front of podiums. Great idea, guys. Thats a surfire way to win the the 1920 election.

You wanna reach the masses these days? You go to the internet. Whats the most popular thing on the internet? Porn. You wanna get people active, participating and answer questions? Put it all together – reward them with internet porn. Make them answer a questionnaire to gather your campaign intel and then let them watch a DP scene. Brilliant. “What does Zenica need to spend money – better education or local infrastructure? After your answer you will watch Tori Black do anal.” You’re telling me you wouldn’t take a second to answer that question? Yea fucking right.

And who cares about the female vote anyway. Can women even vote in Bosnia? True story when I first started writing this blog I thought Bosnia was in Africa. Either way though the female vote is pointless just focus on dudes who wanna jerk off.