Daily Mail – A straight-talking Boston teacher gave his students a reality check during their graduation, using his address to tell them they were ‘not special’. In a rant targeting modern American parenting, Wellesley High teacher David McCullough Jr reminded the ‘pampered, cosseted and doted upon’ seniors that they are just another person on a planet with a population of 6.8billion – and therefore utterly insignificant. ‘Yes, you’ve been pampered, cosseted, doted upon, helmeted, bubble wrapped… nudged, cajoled, wheedled .. feted and fawned over and called sweetie pie,’ he told the teenagers in the speech, published on BostonHerald.com. ‘But do not get the idea you’re anything special. Because you’re not. ‘Contrary to what your under-nine soccer trophy suggests, your glowing seventh-grade report card, despite every assurance of a certain corpulent purple dinosaur, that nice Mister Rogers and your batty Aunt Sylvia… you’re nothing special.’ Mr McCullough told the graduates that a whopping 3.2million seniors were in the process of graduating from more than 37,000 high schools across the United States. ‘That’s 37,000 valedictorians, 37,000 class presidents, 92,000 harmonizing altos, 340,000 swaggering jocks, 2,185,967 pairs of Uggs,’ he said. ‘But why limit ourselves to high school? After all, you’re leaving it. So think about this: even if you’re one in a million, on a planet of 6.8billion that means there are nearly 7,000 people just like you.’

Bravo! Encore! I’m sure all the parents in the audience loved this one huh? Might as well have just been like “Your parents fucking suck. Totally fucked up raising you. I did what I could as a teacher to try and make you guys not be assholes but it was too late. You guys are already pricks. That motherfucker Barney didn’t help either.”

As much as I love this guy and his speech he should undoubtedly be fired. Not because of anything he said. That shit was all spot on. But if you don’t think this dude is one more school year away from going postal and shooting up this school, you are outside of your mind. This dude is one parent-teacher conference away from just snapping and going on a violent rampage. He’s gonna show up to school on the first day of class in September and someone is gonna be parked in his parking spot and its gonna be a goddam bloodbath. And everyone is gonna be like “He seemed like a nice enough guy. He wouldn’t hurt a fly. Although there was that one time he stood up in front of thousands of people and proclaimed he hated all of the students he teaches. I guess that was a red flag.”

PS – 200% chance this dude is a Stoolie. I’m surprised he didnt drop “pussification” somewhere in there