AUGUST 31–The Indiana woman who became Internet infamous this week–earning the nickname “Bottle Girl” along the way–has been charged with public nudity for her explicit videotaped performance in a truck bed. Belinda Dobrowolski, 24, was hit yesterday with a criminal rap for her lewd August 26 public performance in a Terre Haute parking lot. As seen on an X-rated viral video–which was shot after the close of the Scheid Diesel Extravaganza at the nearby Vigo County fairgrounds–Dobrowolski (seen in the adjacent video grab) removed her dress as various onlookers filmed her standing naked. Dobrowolski is then seen engaging in explicit sexual acts with liquor bottles (she is, um, aided at points by two unidentified men). The graphic activity is met by hoots from an approving crowd of guys, one of whom exclaims, “This is awesome!” Terre Haute cops began investigating the clip after it began circulating online this week. After identifying Dobrowolski–and determining when the video was filmed—cops charged her with misdemeanor public nudity. ‘Everybody has already seen it all over the Internet,’ she said in an interview with WTHITV on Friday. ‘I didn’t want it on there. ‘But I’m gonna try to make the best of it and make money off of it cause everybody else did.’ On her Facebook page, Dobrowolski asked her friends for suggestions for what should appear on a proposed T-shirt in honor of the occasion. When asked what she would like to tell the person who splashed her lewd act all over the web, the 24-year-old said, ‘karma.’ ‘He tried to ruin my life but it’s not gonna work.’ The Ivy Tech Community College student added that the negative publicity she has received resulted in her firing, but said that it was ‘OK’ because she has received ‘three of four job offers’ since, and now she plans to hire an agent. Dobrowolski noted that the night of the notorious display involved drinking, and she admitted that it was ‘stupid’ of her to do it, but said, ‘I don’t do regrets.’

Well the Tuesday after Labor Day weekend is ordinarily one of the most depressing days of the year. Summer’s over. People get real serious at work again. Its like the clock strikes midnight and your summertime carriage turns back into a pumpkin. So its a morning like this that you usually look for a pick-me-up. Something special to make you forget about your end of summer blues.

And whats more special than a girl outside a monster truck rally fucking herself with a bottle of Jim Beam? Nothing. Thats the answer to that question. Belinda The Bottle Girl – instant internet hall of famer brightening up your day. You know whats total bullshit? All these people that get arrested after the fact after their videos go viral. I feel like thats police cheating. Almost like when you get caught running a red light by a traffic camera and they mail you the ticket and a picture of your car half way through the intersection. If they aren’t able to catch you in the act, they shouldn’t be able to charge you. Same thing with Belinda – if the police aren’t outside the Scheid Diesel Extravaganza fairgrounds to catch you squatting on a bottle of Georgi, then you should get away with it Scot free. They need to invent some sort of YouTube Immunity or something. Otherwise people are gonna stop filming shit one day. There will be no videos of blacks fighting each other in the hood. No videos of white hicks gangbanging sluts with a handle of vodka. World Star as we know it will fade into bolivian. I don’t want to live in a world without World Star.

PS – “SPIT ON HER ASS!” is the closest thing to a real life “ASS TO ASS!”  Requiem For A Dream scene. Holy moly thats aggressive.

PPS – Countdown until we see Asshole Tattoo Girl and Bottle Girl in a porno together – 5…4…3…2…