You getting a ticket or you dead bro?

NY PostA rich playboy in a red Ferrari ran over the thin blue line yesterday as his reality-star girlfriend looked on. Internet entrepreneur Julien Chabbott, 28, was arrested after he allegedly used his $260,000 luxury Spider to run over the foot of a cop writing him a ticket outside the tony Mercer hotel in SoHo yesterday, police sources said. The escapade was captured on video by onlookers and posted on Youtube . Chabbott — who started a social media business called “Line Snob” that gives information on wait times — was charged with assault, vehicular assault, disorderly conduct and obstruction of governmental administration. Chabbott’s gal pal, Stephanie Pratt, 26, of MTV’s “The Hills” fame, watched the ruckus. She retrieved some items from the Ferrari once the incident was over, then left.

There are certain dudes who can probably get away with parking their Ferrari wherever they want. There might even be some dudes who could get away with running over a cop’s foot. But a dude dating Stephanie Pratt ain’t one of em. Hey bro are you the worst bajillionaire ever? Dating the sister of some ex-washed up internet star who married a plastic surgery monster? Getting absolutely dominated by a meter maid stuck under your Ferrari?

You invented Line Snob, bro! You’re the 1%’er to end all 1%’ers! Start acting like it! Stand up on the hood of your Ferrari and make it rain in that cops face. Pay that ticket straight cash homey. Then march your ass right back into that hotel and pick a chick whos roughly ten times hotter than some Laguna Bitch cast off and straight up pay her to fuck you. You’re a 28 year old zillionaire – stop worrying about parking tickets and fucking ugly chicks you ass clown.

PS – The most annoying part of this whole thing is that “Line Snob” is probably gonna get so much more traffic now. Probably the best business move this idiot ever made. I don’t give a shit if some silver spoon dickhead invented it, I don’t wanna wait on lines.