NY PostGiants running back Brandon Jacobs has some advice for budding football analyst Gisele Bundchen. “She just needs to continue to be cute and shut up,” Jacobs said of Tom Brady’s wife at the MetLife Stadium rally for the Super Bowl champion Giants. Bundchen was extremely critical of the Patriots receivers after they dropped several passes in their 21-17 Super Bowl XLVI loss on Sunday. “I mean she’s supposed to stay out of things like that,” Osi Umenyiora said Tuesday. “But at the end of the day that’s their relationship and she has the right to say whatever she wants to.”

Everyone is gonna call Brandon Jacobs a despicable asshole for talking about another man’s wife. And they’re right, he shouldn’t do that. But the thing is, on a daily basis, I say that Gisele has sex with other men in front of Tom Brady’s face. So you’re not gonna see me hop on that bandwagon.

Yea, he’s a dick for talking about another dude’s relationship, but he’s right. She should have just been a model and stayed out of Tom Brady and the Patriots’ business. But its too late now. She’s Yoko Ono. Before Gisele, Tom Brady was all business. He was X’s and O’s and TDs and rings and arguably the most clutch player of all time. And then after he shacked up with Leo Dicaprio’s sloppy seconds its been all red carpets and 30,000 square foot mansions. Choking in the playoffs coming up short. Just like Yoko poisoning Lennon with all that politcal activist feminist bullshit and ruining his music. And also like KFC in his Sophomore year of high school. I finally got a girlfriend and she started having sex with me and I kept showing up to basketball practice late. My hoops career never bounced back after that.

Me, Brady and Lennon. Three peas in a pod.