Brandon Jacobs Says That Gisele Should “Be Cute And Shut Up”
NY Post – Giants running back Brandon Jacobs has some advice for budding football analyst Gisele Bundchen. “She just needs to continue to be cute and shut up,” Jacobs said of Tom Brady’s wife at the MetLife Stadium rally for the Super Bowl champion Giants. Bundchen was extremely critical of the Patriots receivers after they dropped several passes in their 21-17 Super Bowl XLVI loss on Sunday. “I mean she’s supposed to stay out of things like that,” Osi Umenyiora said Tuesday. “But at the end of the day that’s their relationship and she has the right to say whatever she wants to.”
Everyone is gonna call Brandon Jacobs a despicable asshole for talking about another man’s wife. And they’re right, he shouldn’t do that. But the thing is, on a daily basis, I say that Gisele has sex with other men in front of Tom Brady’s face. So you’re not gonna see me hop on that bandwagon.
Yea, he’s a dick for talking about another dude’s relationship, but he’s right. She should have just been a model and stayed out of Tom Brady and the Patriots’ business. But its too late now. She’s Yoko Ono. Before Gisele, Tom Brady was all business. He was X’s and O’s and TDs and rings and arguably the most clutch player of all time. And then after he shacked up with Leo Dicaprio’s sloppy seconds its been all red carpets and 30,000 square foot mansions. Choking in the playoffs coming up short. Just like Yoko poisoning Lennon with all that politcal activist feminist bullshit and ruining his music. And also like KFC in his Sophomore year of high school. I finally got a girlfriend and she started having sex with me and I kept showing up to basketball practice late. My hoops career never bounced back after that.
Me, Brady and Lennon. Three peas in a pod.
Sweet vest pussy.
shutup KFC you fuckin virgin.
what a bunch of assholes. you won, enjoy it, but talking shit post-super bowl about players on the other team, much less their wives, is a classless, immature, douchebag move.
^^vests are the hotness right now
Real talk? I got to hop on that shit. Good looks.
I value Brandon Jacobs’ opinion. Especially when it pertains to what to say and what not to say in certain situations. Having said that, at least Jacobs has a fast ass car at home. Fucking moron.
he sounds like a jerkoff. She is an idiot for opening her mouth and brady should tell her to shut up but this animal shouldn’t be talking about people’s wives.
I think the last few days have showed us that Brandon Jacobs is just the epitome of class. It’s as simple as that. I mean in a league with murderers, dog killers, rapists, coke dealers, and so on, it’s really refreshing to see a guy like Jacobs who doesn’t gloat when he wins, he doesn’t badmouth people who aren’t even in the game, and he’s just an all around great guy.
Are you fucking kidding me Brandon Jacobs? What a fucking asshole. Not only does he think he “decapitated” the Patriots dynasty (a four point loss that was close up until the end is being decapitated?), but he also gets involved with other players’ relationships, and tells a person who had NO bearing on the game to shut up. What a classless piece of shit. And it’s not like Gisele criticized the Giants’ running game or even the Giants in general, where at least Jacobs could say he’s just responding to criticism of his team. She was criticizing other Patriots players, completely unrelated to the Giants, and he gets involved. Fucking asshole.
We all know no Pelham bitch is putting out sophomore year. Best you got was an otphj you lying virgin faggot.
big talk for the number TWO RB!
i agree with what he said , but that whinny bitch should STFU
And KFC, this is getting fucking old. Your team went 8-8, missed the playoffs, and is a mess from top to bottom. Your team has a head coach who is just a caricature at this point, a joke of a QB, WRs that don’t even get along with him, and it’s an all around mess. Your team is not the Giants so stop fucking bragging.
Now putting aside your absurd bandwagoning, your last paragraph in this blog was something out of Eric Wilbur’s bullshit. Yeah Brady’s married to a supermodel and they’re both incredibly rich and he grew his hair long for a time period and he advertised Uggs and I could do without all that. But to say that he cares more about red carpets and mansions than football is just fucking stupid. Wilbur basically said that “pretty boy” Tom Brady changed when he started fucking Gisele, that he stopped caring about football as his #1 priority and whatnot. And KFC is saying the same bullshit. If Brady was at some fancy gala or some shit like that after the game, then yeah your point might be valid. But Brady wasn’t partying with Gronk and LMFAO and he wasn’t doing any elitist crap that you guys made up. He took that loss as hard as anyone because he is one of the most motivated and determined guys in this league. If you think being married to Gisele and modeling Uggs and having mansions changes that, you are a complete fucking moron.
@alphapsi clancy is from pelham? i thought he was an irishman, not tony soprano’s #2.
Why was Giselle even out of the kitchen to begin with?
I love the Brady “choked” in those games. What an idiotic statement
I GOT A RING. HE GOT A RING. WE GOT RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING
Hey patsfan26, can you shut the hell up? No one gives a crap about your epic novel of a sob story you just wrote. Yeah I agree that Jacobs is out of line, dude is a straight clown. To the victor goes the spoils though.
Also, yes, the Jets suck and will suck for the foreseeable future. That doesn’t mean KFC can’t blog on behalf of the Giants, seeing that every time Scott writes something, zero people enjoy it judging by the comment sections. You lost, get over it.
What is all the hate on Scott for? Guy is just a barrel of laughs!
Fuck you KFC. Stop disrespecting women. Consent is cool
Hey patsfan tell us how you really feel…fucking faggot. Said this once already but KFC’s job is to blog about sports and being that he is a writer for NYC I think talking about the Giants beating the Jets biggest rival in the biggest game of the year gives him the right to put this out there. I’ve never heard him once jump on the NYG bandwagon, stays true to being a lowly Jets fan as do I. You pussies need to get over it and take your boy Gronks route because he was actually on the losing team and seems to be taking it fine HA.. fucking joke of a team and city.
brandon should worry about his own wife, maybe enroll her in a weight loss program.
“Dork thinks he’s gonna drown.”
Hey you know how to shut this asshole up? Fucking win. When you lose you give the considerable amount of NY assholes the right to say whatever. If you want to shut these guys up then beat them. Until then Brady.. deal with it.
I’d like to nominate daddydollars74 as the early favorite for the Faggot Commenter of the Year award for 2012. Not only does he never have anything funny to say, not only does he rarely make any sense, not only did he just jump on the Giants bandwagon in the fourth quarter of the game on Sunday when he decided to start commenting here, but he also manages to work the work “faggot” into every one of his comments. Dude is just straight fire, bringing the funny all week. So congrats, daddydollars74, the FCotY award is yours to lose!
Is it offensive to say Giselle looks like she would enjoy a good non-consensual sex choke ??
it doesn’t matter because……
WE GOT RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RINGWE GOT RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING WE GOT A RING
Mannyspooptowel you mad bro? .. Not trying to be funny or a Giants fan by any means. But I am honored for the nomination FAGGOT…this guy obviously hates rape.
Another swing and a miss by daddydollars. So hot right now.
Who’s uglier, Brandon Jacobs’ girlfriend, or KFCs? I’d say the one that takes dick from other dudes, but that’s both of them.
Is Jacobs still gonna talk shit when he’s a 3rd stringer in Cleveland?
And your wife should put down the donuts, spade.
http://ballerwives.com/2009/09/28/nfl-star-brandon-jacobs-wife-kim-jacobs/
Interesting words from a guy whose girl looks like a fuckin water buffalo.
he’s a big guy but at the end of the day:
HES GOT 2 RINGS HE GOT 2 RINGS HES GOT 2 RINGS HE GOT 2 RINGSHES GOT 2 RINGS HE GOT 2 RINGSHES GOT 2 RINGS HE GOT 2 RINGSHES GOT 2 RINGS HE GOT 2 RINGSHES GOT 2 RINGS HE GOT 2 RINGS
TOM BRADY has 3, TOM BRADY HAS 3, ELI HAS 2, ELI HAS 2………………
but CRUZ GOT A RING CRUZ GOT A RING CRUZ GOT A RING CRUZ GOT A RINGCRUZ GOT A RINGCRUZ GOT A RINGCRUZ GOT A RINGCRUZ GOT A RINGCRUZ GOT A RINGCRUZ GOT A RINGCRUZ GOT A RINGCRUZ GOT A RING
PATS HAVE 3 RINGS, PATS HAVE 3 RINGS GIANT 4 RINGS, GIANTS 4 RINGS
but the JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING JETS HAVE ONE RING
thc please go die
Brandon Jacobs is what leads people to racism. Black people should shun him, he’s not good for you.
Manny here just trying to shit on any pro NY comment to make himself feel better. Its a good look brother keep it up
daddydollars, I’m not shitting on “pro NY comments”, I’m shitting on those of you that come across as dickheads. There are plenty of regular New York fans on this blog I like, and they manage to not be complete dolts.
I’ll give it 5 years until #27 is out of the league/poor/dead/in jail.
Saying Jacobs will be out of the league in 5 years isn’t a real insult considering he will be a 30 year old running back next season.
KFC really a jets fan?
Yes and your boy patsfan is completely rational(yes I know you didnt say that but insuated it by saying what I said countering it made no sense) I throw in ridiculous Boston insults to try n get on your city’s level. Apparently that was an awful approach. All it did was get douche’s like yourself fired up
jacobs is done with the giants anyway!
jacobs had like 34 yards rushing. he’s a backup that talks more than anyone. he should shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing himself
@ boxmuncher – Gisele makes more money in an afternoon than you have earned in your entire life and you would never, ever have the nerve to say a word to her in real life.
Pelham vs. Westlake Loser Bowl ’04, and my last game as a high school football player.
Oops,, ’03
In case you New Yowkers forgot — this douche Jacobs is the guy you ALL wanted gone mid-season. The same guy who looked like a fool shitting on the goal line, taking his team down a notch in the class dept.
Otherwise respect to the Giants. A damn good team who earned the ring. It was a good game like we thought it would be.
Just wondering, how do real Giants fans feel about the fraud Jets fans in their midst? There’s thousands right?
kfc is the fucking man, funniest blogger on the stool, fuck these bEtchez
well, I think one thing we can all agree on…Brandon Jacobs will never, ever, ever have to tell his wife to “continue to be cute…”
It cracks me up that the 6’5 mediocre running back is always in the middle of shit talking. All the tools that should make him one of the best and he averages like 30 yards a game. The media blew Gisele’s words way out of context. It was said to people around her. Not yelled out to some douche Giants fan talking shit. She makes more a year than any of the football players, so really she probably wears the pants right and can say what she wants?
Jacobs used to a beast. His laziness and ghetto attitude brought him down. He is such a waste of talent. He’s a good blocking RB, more in the FB role. Still fucking hate him. His wife is a cow.
Good shit, KFC. Finally, a blog post that I enjoyed reading (I mean that in a nice way).
@bradyanderson “Hey patsfan26, can you shut the hell up? No one gives a crap about your epic novel of a sob story you just wrote. Yeah I agree that Jacobs is out of line, dude is a straight clown. To the victor goes the spoils though.”
This.
Also, why do people insist on wasting time bashing the Giants and New York in general, like we get it, your city is a second rate shithole, but it doesn’t mean you have to come in and turn ours into one too…