Blogging about TV is hard as fuck. You either gotta be vague as fuck so that you don’t spoil anything, or just say fuck anybody who didn’t watch and ruin it for them. Stoolies either complaining that I didn’t say enough or I said to little. I personally like to drink on Sundays so I don’t always get to watch it live, so I can sympathize with people who are worried about spoilers. But I also can’t stand people on twitter and the internet who whine like fucking bitches if they hear anything at all about the episode like their lives are over. Makes me want to tell them “I’m going to pull out my pistol and shoot you in the head.”
So click after the jump to read more about Dead Freight if you watched. Avoid it if you missed last nite. And if you don’t watch Breaking Bad at all, just ring your call button, and Tommy will come back there and hit you over the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard.
As a Breaking Bad veteran I couldn’t believe I didn’t see this ending coming a mile away. One of the first things you realize after watching a couple episodes is those weird ass beginnings to every show are always important. I just watched that little retard pick up that fucking GIGANTIC spider and then totally forgot about him for 50 minutes. The whole time I kept trying to figure out what was gonna go wrong. Knew they couldn’t get away with it without some sort of problem. And I completely forgot about that kid.
New Dude (thats what I call him. I never watched Friday Night Lights so I don’t know what Landry means) blew him away with the QUICKNESS. Vince Gilligan just does not give a fuck about killing little kids on his TV show. I had my suspcions about New Dude that he was a narc or something. Every scene with him always seemed awkward. The nanny cam especially. I wasn’t sure what to think of him. But last night I think we pretty much solidified the fact that Todd is a fucking criminal and a half.
The train heist in general was pretty fucking awesome. After a slow start to season 5, we once again got a taste of some of that action/tension that season 4 ended with. Obviously its far fetched and probably unrealistic in a lot of ways. But thats how Breaking Bad has always been. The roving meth lab inside a fumigation tent. The electromagnetic truck destroying evidence. Wheelchair bombs. ATM machines squishing heads. The list goes on and on. There’s always a little bit of sacrifice in realism for some highly entertaining and creative shit. I’ll take that trade off every single week. The train heist was like the Wild West meets the Italian Job or something. Much better than them continuing to get barrels of methylamine from that fucking annoying bitch Lydia.
Speaking of, I just can’t wait for the day Mike kills Lydia and Walt kills Skyler. Two of the most annoying bitches in television history who are gonna get fuckin murdered one day and it will be the most satisfying thing of all time. Best line of the night goes to Mike, as usual. “Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.”
Final note from last nite – Walt Jr. is officially into that weird stage where he’s starting to look too old. He’s a 20 year old dude playing a 16 year old retard. The whole Breakfasting Bad thing when you were a kid was one thing, but now you’re looking like a grown up dude and its just getting wuh-wuh-wuh-weird.