NY Post - A Manhattan woman with a long history of harassment and trespassing was held on $200,000 bail last night for allegedly stalking and shaking down Yankee general manager Brian Cashman. Louise Neathway, 35, who also goes by the last name Meanwell, claimed in an interview with a sports Web site that she was having an affair with the married GM. “The defendant extorted $6,000 from the victim and attempted to extort more than $15,000,” prosecutor Eric Iverson said. She told him that she needed the money for an unspecified medical procedure and that if he didn’t pay, she “would contact the press and informant’s family and assert facts that would subject [him] to ridicule and damage his personal relationships and professional reputation,” the criminal complaint says. Judge Abraham Clott ordered her held on $300,000 bond or $200,000 cash bail, and ordered her to surrender her passport and to stay away from the victim and his family.

Damn Cash Man! I know you’re a hell of a GM but I didn’t know you got down like that. Mistresses and extortion and shit. Cashman’s got the Magic Dick just plowing psychos all over town. I mean this is the kind of shit you expect to hear about the actual players. Young athletes with zillions of dollars having affairs getting all caught up with the wrong sort of crazy broads. But not Cashman. For some reason I always envision Cashman living in a cage inside Steinbrenners office. Every morning they let him out to do his GM work and at the end of the day they lock him back up. Thats his life.

But no. Apparently he’s out smashing out mistresses and making the drop to pay his blackmail. You know, you think you really know a guy.

PS – This chick 200% reminds me of Kitty from Arrested Development. I could just see her in the courtroom turning to Cashman and flashing her tits “Say goodbye to THESE, Brian!”