NY Post – Bristol Palin says being a young mother is “hard”, and now she has vowed no more sex until she and her pipeline worker boyfriend are married. Palin, 21, tells In Touch that she is determined to walk down the aisle with Giacinto “Gino” Paoletti before they think about having another child. “Gino and I are going to wait until marriage,” she tells the magazine. “I’m doing what’s best for me. It’s between me and God, and I know it’s right.” Bristol, the oldest daughter of Sarah Palin and now the star of a new Lifetime reality show “Life’s a Tripp”, became a single mother at 18, giving birth to son Tripp in 2009.

Hey Bristol babe, you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube. Theres a phrase we all like to say and thats “too little too late” and vowing to stop getting fucked until you’re married after you’ve already whored it up and had a kid as teenager is exactly that. The damage is done. Your life is already a disaster from pre-marital sex. No sense in continuing to punish yourself. Its almost like when a MLB manager gets kicked out of game. Once you’ve been run you might as well get your money’s worth. Get up in his face and bump his chest because you can’t get double ejected.

Just enjoy all the dick you want, toots. You’re already known as the teen mom slut – doesn’t matter if you go join a convent right now. You’ve already got the rep – might as well just enjoy all the fun that comes along with it.

PS – I’d give her a roll in the hay.