Digital Spy – A British porn star has insured his penis for $1 million (£640,000), it has been revealed. Keiran Lee from Derby, took out the insurance policy with Lloyd’s of London earlier this week, reports The Sun. Lee’s porn studio Brazzers took out the policy in case the star suffered an injury, he explained, adding that the company would not pay him if he were to lose his penis. “I had to have a medical exam to make sure I was all fit and healthy,” Lee said. “I don’t plan on losing my penis any time soon. The worst part is that if anything does ever happen, the money gets paid out to Frank Lipari, my boss.” Lee has filmed around 800 scenes in his porn career, with about 600 of which for the Brazzers brand.

Well this is just about the cockiest move I’ve ever seen. If you’re gonna parade around town with a million dollar cock, your dick game better be vicious. You better be the greatest porn star of all time. I mean the average Joe’s dick is probably worth like, what, 2500 bucks? If I got my dick appraised I wouldn’t get a penny over 900 dollars. Between the Irish Curse and the years of depreciation I’d be lucky if they found any value in that baby carrot at all. So if you’ve convinced some insurance company that your penis is worth 7 figures you better bring the noise when the cameras are rolling.

I would love to talk to the insurance appraiser working on this guy’s policy. I’m sure part of it is just like the number of movies he stars in multiplied by the amount of money his movies earns proves he’s worth XYZ. But you gotta think there’s gonna be some physical examination of the dick if you’re gonna drop a mil on it. Imagine some poor nerd pencil pusher examining porn star dick with one of those monocle magnifying glasses. Inspecting the head and poking around the balls like some expert. “ahh the curve here and the vein there combined with the size and tip make this a million dollar cock.”

PS – That dude Frank Lipari is definitely chopping this guy’s dick off.