Yahoo – Brides-to-be looking to shed that final 10, 15 or 20 pounds in order to fit into their dream wedding gown have taken a controversial approach to crash dieting that involves inserting a feeding tube into their noses for up to 10 days for a quick fix to rapid weight loss. The K-E diet, which boasts promises of shedding 20 pounds in 10 days, is an increasingly popular alternative to ordinary calorie-counting programs. The program has dieters inserting a feeding tube into their nose that runs to the stomach. They’re fed a constant slow drip of protein and fat, mixed with water, which contains zero carbohydrates and totals 800 calories a day. Body fat is burned off through a process called ketosis, which leaves muscle intact, Dr. Oliver Di Pietro of Bay Harbor Islands, Fla., said. “It is a hunger-free, effective way of dieting,” Di Pietro said. “Within a few hours and your hunger and appetite go away completely, so patients are actually not hungry at all for the whole 10 days.” They carry the food solution with them, in a bag, like a purse, keeping the tube in their nose for 10 days straight. Di Pietro says there are few side effects. “The main side effects are bad breath; there is some constipation because there is no fiber in the food,” he said. “I don’t have all of the time on the planet just to focus an hour and a half a day to exercise so I came to the doctor, I saw the diet, and I said, ‘You know what? Why not? Let me try it. So I decided to go ahead and give it a shot,” she said.
You bitches are absolutely off your fucking rockers. That being said, beach weather is rapidly approaching so get your tubes out toots!
Whenever I hear stories about bridezillas and weddings and shit I automatically think about the poor bastard marrying her. Like imagine being engaged to one of these wacky birds. You’re already probably uneasy about getting married in the first place. All the same things that cause cold feet like any other normal male. And now as you get down to the wire, your fiance shoves a tube up her nose, eats nothing but a nasal drip of Pedialyte for 10 days, and as you’re coming down the home stretch you’re dealing with a constipated monster with bad breath. Just like every other bride, she’s worried about centerpieces and the DJ and her in-laws – except lucky you, she hasn’t shit in 10 days and her breath smells like onions. I’d rather roll a heifer down the aisle than put up with that shit.