I’m gonna just ignore the fact that the franchise have only been in Brooklyn for about 15 minutes, so this guy – born and raised in Brooklyn his whole life – saying he’s the biggest Nets fan in the world is just bullshit. And I’m gonna ignore the fact that he has a personalized jersey that says Mr. Whammy. Because you know what? I like this old bastard. I do. I just like him. He’s an old school cat from BK and I just gotta respect his whole game. Hes the type of guy that plays chess at the park and is fucking awesome at bocce and I like those dudes. Plus coming from a Knicks fan, where Spike Lee has degenerated into some sort of loudmouth ass clown, I certainly can’t be throwing stones when it comes to super fans.

Keep doing you, Mr. Whammy. But lets relax with this talk of being the biggest Nets fan in the world. There’s only 1 one true die hard Nets fan and thats The Big Red Machine Evan Roberts.