Listen I don’t want to sit here and shit all over the dreams of  little kids.  I mean the last time I critiqued a 5 year old athlete I got torn apart by Sports Illustrated and made his mother cry.  But I just can’t in good conscience turn a blind eye to the fact that this kid is doing the worst pushups in the history of pushups.  Like it’s not even close.  John Basedow would turn over in his grave watching that and I don’t even think he’s dead.  I mean am I supposed to be impressed by that?  What about those jabs against the wall that wouldn’t put an indent on a pillow?  Are other 5 year old pussy boxers intimidated by those?   Just seems like much ado about nothing if you ask me.  But here’s what I’m going to do.  I’m going to put my money where my mouth is.  Yup I’m officially challenging Bubba the Baby Man Shelton to come to NYC and fight me straight up.  You’d pay your own travel and expenses of course.   But I’ll offer that opportunity because that’s the kind of man I am.   Not just  some internet tough guy hurling insults behind a computer screen.   Big enough to be willing to fist fight a 5 year old live and in person.  If that’s what it takes to make this little punk see he ain’t so bad then that’s what it takes.

PS-  In all seriousness Pretty Boy Bam Bam would knock your fucking head off your shoulders bro.