HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO

I have never prayed for something as hard as I prayed for this kid to be waiting at the wrong tunnel. There would have been nothing more satisfying than this little prick hyperventilating on cotton candy spitting all over his own hand and then he realizes they come out from the other side of the court. Then he’s just sitting there – a little ADHD virgin with his hands smelling all weird from the saliva and a pointless youtube video.

But I guess this little fucker got the last laugh. Rubbed your spit all over some Asian dude’s hand. Congrats you motherfucker.

I’ll leave you with words from the immortal Bryan Mills: I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.