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Buy Your Charlie Sheen Shirts Now So When He Dies In A Drug Binge You’ll Have Something To Remember Him By
In honor of quite possibly the greatest 1 man bender the world has ever seen, Barstool present’s “Just Livin The Sheen.” Sure, Charlie got the axe from 2 and a Half Men, the most popular television show in the game. Sure, it was basically the easiest job on the planet and he got like $2 million an episode just to play himself and he went and ruined it. But you know what? I think it was all worth it. Because Charlie Sheen etched his name in stone forever with his behavior the past 6 months. He’s now an immortal. Like there have been other mega stars on television who didn’t drink and snort themselves into Bolivian who are nobodies now. Anybody seen what Ray Ramano is doing?? That fucking show on TNT about middle aged dudes going through man-opause. Meanwhile Charlie is on the front and back page of every newspaper every time he fucks a new porn star.
Remember, folks, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
Just kidding Charlie Sheen is definitely gonna die but he’s also definitely a legend.
PS – for anyone wondering why his face is blue thats what happens when you OD on coke and pussy.
really, “into Bolivian” pretty sure you were going for into OBLIVION. fer christs sake
Pretty sure Bolivian is a play on words since lots of coke is produced there… anyway, out of all these ideas this is the official shirt? Fuckin’ lamestock, guys.
it shoudlve said “winning” at the top
that’s got to be so annoying that there’s always the one fucking moron who calls you an idiot for “into Bolivian” or “mind bottling”
thezoo congratulations you’re the fucking moron of the day
How are people still not getting the bolivian joke. It’s literally mind bottling.
Shirt sucks, btw
nice use of urban dictionary Clancy, between this and the Melo shirts you guys are going to make a fortune for sure
Even if he did mean Bolivia, which I’m not sure that he did, it’s still fucking stupid. Also, it’s Ray Romano, dickhead. I’m sure with your obnoxious and gay Long Island accent you pronounce it Raaayyy RAAAAAAMAAAANO, so your feeble mind spells it just like your ignorant ass says it. I fail to understand why one proofread can’t be done on a blog that is read by thousands of people. Is it asking too much? I guess the site is funny, if you like the same jokes day in, day out, every single post.
Then you got the people saying people that point out mistakes are assholes. NO! The writer is the asshole for having no respect for his craft, and in turn disrespecting his readers. Get a fucking clue and pick up a dictionary, BRO!
Smelly it’s a Mike Tyson quote bro you fucking nerd.
And why is he blue on the t-shirt? Is there some part of the joke I am not getting here like Bolivian guy?
I bet thezoo feels so silly right now.
Grow some clue smelly
awful t-shirt. all it should say is “WINNING”
this shirt is a fail. you should’ve just copied the “wild thing, you make my heart sing” with his face in profile from major league
So many options to go with this shirt….looks like you guys mailed this one in….to Oblivion, South America.
Smelly referring to blogging as a “craft” has to be the most hilarious thing I will read today.
Hey Smelly,
You fucking just got smoked!! I would love to see a pic of smelly he def doesnt get laid with all that hatred. Smelly you can say what you want, however i will bet you dont get laid this weekend or for the next 3 months. By the way stop hating on the guy with the long island accent who banged your ex girl from 4 months ago which was the last chick u ever fucked.
PS If you guys dont think im getting a “winning” tattoo this weekend you are outside of your mind.
Be easy,
Rockets.
What the fuck is wrong with you Smelly? If you don’t like it, don’t FUCKING READ IT. Just because you masturbate over spell check and pictionary does not mean a blog, actually a very well written blog, needs to have perfect grammar. The point of this blog is to make people laugh and get through their torturous days, and yes, I used THEIR right.
Fucking jackass