Caption Contest
Hey you! Girl in the green hat! You’re getting fingered in the vagina!
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awesome
i met dis girlie at the beach, her vag was within reach, so i plunged my fingers down, thought she might frown, but she didn’t make a sound, she liked what she saw, so in her pants stayed my paw, and i made her squeal like AWWWWWWW
down south they call this noodling.
100 bucks says it smells like low tide on that beach.
Bravely he strode into the Heart of Darkness and died on his feet as a true man should.
You can pick your friends, but you shouldn’t pick your friends FUPA.
that hand is definitely not going to come back in good condition.
Corona Beach Club sleeveless was so 2008
love the noodling comment, A+, i wonder if josh beckett would hit that
BTW KFC, i stay winning bro
Lisa Guerrero @4lisaguerrero is now following you (@KingBlackDude).
Inside Edition’s Award Winning Chief Investigative Correspondent, Actress, Mosaic Artist, Sports Fan
Do you have my keys?
yet another swing and a miss from Black Dude
it puts the lotion on my pussy when ever its told
According to Fox News there are a number of beached whales on Coney Island.
If you’re holding up a gunt and finger blasting simultaneously, its time to review your situation.
I hope he wore a condom
Barstool Beach Blackout 2012!!
That guido probably feels a great sense of accomplishment for shucking that pig’s clam. Much like portnoy does when he assembles such a large group of “tastemakers”.
5 minute carpel tunnel
That is NOT how ventriloquism works son.
Captain ahab found his white whale
“Your in the wrong fold”
I found that sand crab.
Yup, baby on board. Doing the old pregnancy test to see if he needs to put on a condom or not later on.
digging for gold.
Lucky bastard, I’ve always wanted to finger a Barstool Philly smokeshow.
Meat Puppet
Numerous two – well played
Hail2dare – classic.
I thought they were serving cooked clams at this party
“He always related to Boba Fett growing up”
Black dudes girlfriend
stinky pinky
“Caption contest” = i have a funny picture but im too lazy to blog it because its friday afternoon. Atleast pick a winner and post it under the cut when you do the same thing next friday
Beach Bash Finger Blast
…say that five times real fast
Fuck, at least wait til it’s dark out
He’s still trying to find her vagina.
Renee Portnoy enjoys a day at the beach.
Renee Portnoy enjoys a day at the beach and down south they call that noodlin tied atop the leaderboard
hail2daredskinz for the win!
“I bet you 10 bucks I could arm curl your pussy”
“mmmm now whats this….. smell like fish”
does anybody know where this pic was taken at
Pawts wins. Does he get a free Yellow Mamba shirt?
Is he wearing a backpack or a thong?
Gross fat sex
to boldly go…
All of those chicks are fat, worst spring break ever!
The vacation I cannot have due to my pussy son Devon.
new jersey meat hook
That hand is gonna come out of there looking like Jim Abbott’s.
two huskies havin a blast
CAPTION: Don’t move, I need to retrieve my car keys
Caption: Hold on, let me hold all yer bellies! Get’r dun!