My lovely lady lumps
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i think if you squeeze her feet the tummy lights up
Yellow light bulb?
She keeps rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’..
It’s like that movie “Ted” except some chick wished for her chee-to to come alive.
is that an ear of corn?
does this dress make me look fat?
“..and come late summer this exotic caterpillar will turn into a beautiful butterfly”
A giant yellow caterpillar.
is that a caterpillar?
Did someone inject massive amounts of air into her ribs?
Not a caterpillar, just a change of color on the Michelin Man.
It’s the fucking Michelin Man !
Coming home to this would cause me to work double shifts.
I think that banana is rotten.
Looks like 50 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag.
looking like a fat bee hive
No, the spanx go on the inside of your dress…
Slob on my knob, you look like corn on the cob, check it wid me and do your job.
she looks like a yellow turd.
A Buttery Croissant
Looks like she got dressed in front of a funhouse mirror
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!
This bus has a lot of dents in it!!
Looks like a chicken finger covered in hair
She’s doing her best impression of a foam roller
The new overstuffed Twinkie from Hostess.
I’ll have 5 scoops please
“In the town that I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea. And he told us of his life in the land of submarines…..”
Need some butter for those rolls
Guess that ass.
A trussed beef tenderloin
Eat the worm, esa…
Jenny soon realized “one size” does not fit all.
Black dudes girlfriend
…and this is my wife, Michelin Woman.
REAL beauty is on the INSIDE!!!
britney spears has hit the top of the weight cycle again
That Herve Ledger dress is getting crushed.
i threw up a little.
The Transgendered Michelin Man
Bicycle tire rack Great western!
Better believe brothers dig it……she be white
Genie in a bottle
She’s a 42-36-40-34-43-42-50-42-18
That hat reminds me…I need to get a new set of Michelin tires.
Looks like the brain bug from starship troopers
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