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20 Responses to Caption Contest

1. 
   by Carlton Fisk on March 9, 2010 at 3:42 pm

   Steak’s rectum?
2. 
   by Feces Pieces on March 9, 2010 at 3:46 pm

   Rocky 7?
3. 
   by I need a detox on March 9, 2010 at 3:51 pm

   no mr mitchell i don’t do steroids. why would you think that?

   ps. what the fuck is that?
4. 
   by Great White Hunter on March 9, 2010 at 3:52 pm

   caption contest = running out of ideas
5. 
   by GodsAdvised99 on March 9, 2010 at 3:54 pm

   Take it easy with the right arm and the furious jerkin’
   if you don’t calm that shit down dude you’ll pull off your gerkin
   Maybe switch to the left hand, or simmer down for awhile
   take a break, calm it down, just lay back and smile
   Find a new hobby, maybe arm wrestling?
   Your arm is quite huge, crazy blood vesseling
   there’s plenty of porn out there buddy, it ain’t going away
   it’s a marathon not a sprint, you’ll be quite okay
6. 
   by Wicked Mr Pickett on March 9, 2010 at 3:57 pm

   Gay White Hunter whining = business as usual.
7. 
   by Great White Hunter on March 9, 2010 at 3:57 pm

   pickett, i’m a professional, if nothing else.
8. 
   by mookster on March 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm

   navigate rivers
   refer topographic map
   damn it’s McGwire
9. 
   by JAMBO on March 9, 2010 at 4:01 pm

   “you think this looks bad, you should see my dick”
10. 
    by jackofspades on March 9, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    that might be the grossest thing I’ve ever seen…and you know that guy thinks he’s the shit and some fucking maladjusted smokeshow with daddy issues sweats his cock…god damnit
11. 
    by quest4-27 on March 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    GodsAdvised99 – well done bro!

    unless you already had the sonnet to jerking off in your diary waiting for an opportunity to whip it out … keep reminding yourself there is no end to the internet, you will never find it
    as long as people have little girls – there will be porn!
12. 
    by Midland9mm on March 9, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Madonna?
13. 
    by McLovin on March 9, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    FreeCity how do you know that’s real? I dont believe it. When is this rhyming shit gonna end?
14. 
    by bostonsportsdominate on March 9, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Pamela Anderson has a better chance of convincing me her tits are real
15. 
    by The-Viking on March 9, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    This fucking rhyming simply has to stop. Absolutely terrible.
16. 
    by No_Tax72000 on March 9, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    ” I am not here to talk about the past.”
17. 
    by weew31 on March 9, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    “snooki has the best hiding spot ever”
18. 
    by ScottyJay on March 9, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    Nonody wants to see your dick JAMBO. Unless you stabbed the shit out of it with a giant blunt pencil that is.
19. 
    by JAMBO on March 10, 2010 at 12:52 am

    except your girlfriend.
20. 
    by ScottyJay on March 10, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Wow, took you a whole hour to come up with that. Nice work.