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Steak’s rectum?
Rocky 7?
no mr mitchell i don’t do steroids. why would you think that?
ps. what the fuck is that?
caption contest = running out of ideas
Take it easy with the right arm and the furious jerkin’
if you don’t calm that shit down dude you’ll pull off your gerkin
Maybe switch to the left hand, or simmer down for awhile
take a break, calm it down, just lay back and smile
Find a new hobby, maybe arm wrestling?
Your arm is quite huge, crazy blood vesseling
there’s plenty of porn out there buddy, it ain’t going away
it’s a marathon not a sprint, you’ll be quite okay
Gay White Hunter whining = business as usual.
pickett, i’m a professional, if nothing else.
navigate rivers
refer topographic map
damn it’s McGwire
“you think this looks bad, you should see my dick”
that might be the grossest thing I’ve ever seen…and you know that guy thinks he’s the shit and some fucking maladjusted smokeshow with daddy issues sweats his cock…god damnit
GodsAdvised99 – well done bro!
unless you already had the sonnet to jerking off in your diary waiting for an opportunity to whip it out … keep reminding yourself there is no end to the internet, you will never find it
as long as people have little girls – there will be porn!
Madonna?
FreeCity how do you know that’s real? I dont believe it. When is this rhyming shit gonna end?
Pamela Anderson has a better chance of convincing me her tits are real
This fucking rhyming simply has to stop. Absolutely terrible.
” I am not here to talk about the past.”
“snooki has the best hiding spot ever”
Nonody wants to see your dick JAMBO. Unless you stabbed the shit out of it with a giant blunt pencil that is.
except your girlfriend.
Wow, took you a whole hour to come up with that. Nice work.