Caption Contest
KFC,
Bro get a load of this pig at the Aquarium. My wife snagged this pic while her Kindergarten class was on a field trip.
Mike
I’ll be perfectly honest, I sat here looking at this picture trying to come up with some clever joke involving “whale tank” and “feeding time” and all these other puns and shit. But I took one look at:
Bro get a load of this pig at the Aquarium.
and I just don’t think I can top that. I know when I’m beat. “Bro get a load of this pig at the Aquarium.” Perfect. There’s just something so absurd about a behemoth walking around a giant fish tank with her kid sucking on her tit while strapped to her gut that its best to just keep it simple. Bro get a load of this pig at the Aquarium. So simple and so perfect.
PS – Your wife is a keeper.


Looks she just has one huge titty.
Mad jealous said nobody
Nailed it.
Oh man, I have a whale of a pun for this pic
kevin breast feeds?
It’s obvious that miss piggy is mike’s wife.
They should throw that bitch in the tank. Much more entertaining than a bunch of seals.
there’s some smokeshow of the week candidates on the right there Pres
Hellooooo Renee Portnoy
ewww
I’m hard
I dont know but all of a sudden Im craving Oreos
Dropping the kid off with Dad?
someone throw her back in the water
lucky kid
I’m shocked the baby is white.
Whoever fucked this tub has no respect for his penis.
Free Willy
I think she’s taking a selfie
thanks KFC. I knew you wouldn’t let me down
too much KFC for this bitch
save some for the rest of the seals!
Does this diaper head baby make my tit look fat?
Fat fucking Jew slob
if you look closely u can see how the orca has adapted to breast feeding on land…
Looks like a Wildebeest got free from its cage.
and you’re usually so clever too.
I’d beat
seems to be a nice titty