Bro get a load of this pig at the Aquarium. My wife snagged this pic while her Kindergarten class was on a field trip.
I’ll be perfectly honest, I sat here looking at this picture trying to come up with some clever joke involving “whale tank” and “feeding time” and all these other puns and shit. But I took one look at:
Bro get a load of this pig at the Aquarium.
and I just don’t think I can top that. I know when I’m beat. “Bro get a load of this pig at the Aquarium.” Perfect. There’s just something so absurd about a behemoth walking around a giant fish tank with her kid sucking on her tit while strapped to her gut that its best to just keep it simple. Bro get a load of this pig at the Aquarium. So simple and so perfect.
PS – Your wife is a keeper.