Carmelo’s Apartment Has A Real Nice Feng Shui Vibe

If it wasn’t for Arod having a centuar mural above his bed, this would probably have to take the cake as the most gaudy piece of decorating of all time, right? Not a portrait of him and La La. Not even a portrait or a photograph of Carmelo in action on the court. Just a gigantic 8 foot by 6 foot mural of Carmelo in some sort of purple hurricane in sunglasses hanging over the fire place. Hilarious. My favorite part is that it comes from an article in the Post where they interviewed La La about the design of their home:
How much input has Carmelo had in the design of your home or did you manage the project yourself?
Believe it or not, he has more input and gets more involved than I do. He was really into working with the decorator, Alicia Darby, who also decorated our home in LA.
Ya think?

Bitch is stomping her heels all over the couch?! Carmelo is not going to be happy about that.
FUCKING BOSS, i dont mind Melo, but the knicks suck anyway, good look in the playoffs
I’ve got the same picture over my fireplace!! Copycattin’ BITCH!
Fuck yo couch nigga! Buy another one ya rich mothafucka!!!
Ballin outta control
fucking nig
they should’ve never gave yall niggas moneyyy
christ i hate nba players
i hope La La gets every kind of cancer there is
He’s going to have dog hair all over his couch now. Not a good look.
i only know the word fang shui from the show smart guy.
As Carmelo gets older he seems to mature, something Lebron should take note of.
LaLa is one fine piece of ass. She’s sexy as fuck.
“HeRRoooo, RaRa.”
The decorator probably suggested the purple “portrait” as a joke but was too scared to tell Carmelo after seeing his excited reaction.
You assholes do know that pretty much all athletes have a portrait of themselves in their home. I used to bang Greg Buttles Niece and I went to his house a Bunch of times and he has a massive portrait of him just running in the same style as this. Shits pretty typical and honestly who gives a shit.
k1dd0 you’re so cool.