NY Post – Yankee ace CC Sabathia is throwing his weight behind a brash new Manhattan boob and beer joint as it prepares for a fresh round of brawling with Hooters, The Post has learned. The burly Bomber has signed on as part owner of a new Canz-a-Citi Roadhouse restaurant set to open tomorrow night in Murray Hill. Subtly known as Canz, the small but ambitious chain is already warring with Hooters in Queens and on Long Island. “CC and I have been friends for years,” said Steven Ferraro, who founded the brand with partner Tim Lorito. “This is a business venture for him. His two passions are food and sports, so this is a good fit.” With the focus of the mammary melee shifting to the heart of Midtown, the restaurant rivalry has induced Red Sox-Yankees bitterness levels. Canz claims to have poached nearly 50 famed Hooters girls. “They feel like they don’t have to change or evolve,” Ferraro said. “We’re refining and modernizing their model.” Ferraro argued that Hooters girls grow tired of oppressive working conditions and constant pressure to stay rail thin.
Well, no surprise here that CC Sabathia is supporting the restaurant that doesn’t care if their employees get fat as fuck. Canz doesn’t care if you’re 50 pounds overweight. All they care about is that you get the job done. You see its all metaphorical for CC and Canz. Slang those wings (Toss 200 IP every year), bring the heat with your outfits (200 K a year), make sure the customer wants to have sex with you (Be in Cy Young contention) and who cares how much you weigh. Of course CC’s support is also very literal too. Because both CC and the girls who work at this joint have monster tits. So CC probably sympathizes with the women who need to go to work every day supporting big ole titties. He drags his rack back and forth between the dugout and the mound they way they walk from the kitchen to the dining room.
Bottom line is CC is the poster child for being fat as fuck and still getting the job done and he’s passing it on to the Canz-A-Citi Roadhouse girls.