Check Out This Stoolie Who’s Basically Standing On The Court With A Viva La Stool Sign At The Barclays Center
Right in Lebron’s fucking face!
Other than the time we got a Viva La Stool sign at Buckingham Palace, this may be my favorite ever. Aside from wearing a Purple Starfish pinnie and actually getting some playing time, you cannot rep the Stool at a sporting event any better than this.
I’m so happy for you guys.
Soooo cooooooooolll!!!!!!
Clancypants… you need to tighten up bro. Since you moved in with Caitlin, youve been a puss bag. Your blogs are being affected. I need you to tighten up. I depend on you to laugh every day. recently I have only chuckled reading your blogs. Not in my house! You! tighten up!!
I agree with the essence of what mattsh20 is saying…i just dont agree with the way he is saying it.
pretty impressive on a nationally televised game
Tell El Pres to send me to the SuperBowl and ill run on the field with a pinnie holding a Viva La Stool sign
I would never, ever, in my life take the chance of getting tossed out of those fucking seats by waving some gay flag for a smut site. fuck you clancy
Learn your BSS history, KFC.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/rear-admiral-you-dog/
RA, you graduated from Viva La Stool signs a long time ago when you actually got in that Bruins press conference
That was my graduaton picture.
“learn your bss history, kfc”….eat shit rear admiral. you don’t have to brag to have friends bro.
RA, youre such a dickhead.
If you gonna sit courtside pony up and modernize your wardrobe.
imax & mattsh20, don’t date rape too many chicks this weekend.
@ RA- I dont get the relevance of the date rape joke. Is it because they are probably young and in college? Is it because they have not had their “graduaton” yet? (something you clearly never achieved by looking at your spelling).
Whats the deal with the Crowder blog KFC was talking about?
That joke went over your head I guess, rod.
Many moons ago, the commenters on BSS were funny, witty, and genuinely entertaining. Many of them actually met up, got married, made lifelong friendships, and talk every day. It was when people really truly came for the comments as well as the blog. Then, whether by design or happy accident (read: Blackout) the demos changed. Drastically. Instead of mostly New England guys from 20-50, it’s millennial goofballs from aged 14-24 from all over.
Now? With a few exceptions (you know who you are), it’s like the world’s worst 8th grade locker room. “Fag”. “Renee sucks dick”. “This [free & voluntary] thing sucks.” “You suck, KFC.” “Die Neil”. “Jerry, I just gilded your Irish Rose with my baby batter”. And that doesn’t even scratch the racist surface. It’s awful here compared to the salad days. Any old Stoolie will back me up.
Because nobody knows each other anymore and will likely never meet, these clowns write shit that woud get them fired in a heartbeat if they were ever found out because they don’t have to look anybody in the face. And they’re 15.
The comments here used to be great. Now, the vast majority of them suck.
Commenters are less than a tenth of 1% of the readership. Yet most (again, not all) think they’re the straw that stirs the drink.
Too funny.
More importantly, solid production from Birdman.
The fact that you have such a heartfelt connection to a smut blog is both comical and sad. Many met up, got married, and made lifelong friendships? I did not realize BSS was match.com . Too funny.
lol who the fuck meets up and gets married?
BTW, you see the tits on shani? damnnnnn
Whoa Rear Admiral, I am 29, been a stoolie for years. Don’t try to rope me into some demographic (even though I would slit your throat to be 21 again) As I am sure you realize, as you pointed it out (read:Blackout) your companies owner has chosen to take your blog in a different, more profitable direction. I don’t want to make this into some long winded diatribe, so I won’t elaborate on all of this. But your boss has chosen to take his smut site from New England to college campuses all over the nation. Do you know what that means? When your company spends all of it’s time and effort to change directions and appeal to a nationwide 14-24 demographic? It means that 14-24 year olds are gonna be reading your blog, commenting on it, and telling pres they wanna drop a load on Renee’s face. Because, and you may have forgot this, that’s what 14-24 year old kids do. They think cum jokes and talking shit is funny. And more often then not, you encourage it! Pres said, and I quote “I thrive on hate”. That is asking for it since asking for it even existed. That said, you have a couple of choices. You can suck it up, realize that’s the nature of the beast, and deal with it on your own terms, or you can take the other route, bitch about it, then go try to land a job being a beat reporter for the Bruins. I have enjoyed reading your blogs on hockey, despite being a Flyers fan, and I’ve never once told you to go eat shit. Not even in 2010. or 2011. And I wouldn’t have told you to eat shit tonight if you weren’t trying to one-up KFC with your lame ass picture. I just hate blow-hards that feel the need to rain on people’s parades. I may not know KFC personally, but I enjoy reading his blogs, and I have seen him out a few Sunday’s in God’s Basement. Can’t be letting some asshole, you or otherwise, sully his hard work and tell him he needs to learn shit. As you may or may not have realized it by now, I agree, it is just annoying to me when I am reading the comments section and I see some asshole trolling. But as an adult, I realize this is most likely an immature action by a small-minded or young person. I may make a snide remark, I may not. I guess that all depends on how I perceive the nature of the offense. But one thing I would do is go off on a tangent about your companies principal demographic. Especially if I worked for said company. You need to slow your roll homie, you keep doing shit like this, I can assure you that any blog you write will have more fucked up comments than an I-95 rest stop bathroom. If you would like to continue this conversation, get at me, I’d be more than happy to pass along more advice to you (even though you are a Bruins fan). In closing, I’ll say that yea, the commenters may be a tenth of 1% of your readership, but they are your most involved readers. Ostracizing them because of what a few write will definitely not fix shit. Hope the Flyers make the playoffs and face the Bruins down the road, and look forward to reading your blogs about it.
With the length of that essay, Imax, you just surpassed the entirety of my college writing combined.
imax, I know him, I was breaking his balls. Not sure if you noticed but the staff does it to each other here. And a Wednesday in Brooklyn ain’t shit compared to G7 of the Cup.
Shitting on the commenters and shitting on the demo are two distinctly different things. Again, I’m not referring to all commenters. I was answering the guy’s question.
no kidding the staff does it, and these young impressionable minds see that and want to do it to. Pres just wrote a blog about this a few days back. I didn’t say anything about it then, but this shit comes with the territory. When you are cashin those internet money checks I bet it doesn’t bother you. I think I spoke to you with respect, even after the date rape joke, even though you are a bruins fan, and I will respectfully say that this is the business you have chosen. If you have thin skin, get a day job, cause this isn’t for you. You missed my point completely. I don’t even care so much about you one-upping kfc, I don’t care about the date rape statement, it was the other one that got me. It’s cool for you even commenting in the comments section, that is probably the best way to kind of reign this whole thing in. Kind of a ‘be less of a stranger’ strategy. I also understand you may be frustrated. However, you should think about going about it another way.
If you live in NJ and still foot fot the Nets get the fuck out of my state. Btw RA, I’ve been reading for 2 years now(I can only imagine the early days) and I hear you on the comment section, and I do shit on Osgood and the Rangers on every blog he writes. But if KFC hired Gumdrop (or ANY Devils blogger for that matter) I would comment on their blogs and not Osgood’s
Btw I’m 25 and never been to a blackout
Everybody is so sensitive since 9-11
when you throw raves for 18 year olds what kind of reader do you expect?
all this bickering makes me want to punch neil in the ballsack
RA you could not have said it better. Bravo.
I wanna squeeze last night’s smoke’s titties.
Rear Admiral: I cannot believe how seriously you take yourself and this blog. You honestly think people no longer come here for the comments? Please. I rarely read the blogs as I closely as I read the comments. Are there frequently stupid and offensive comments in the comments section? Of course! After all, this is a stupid and offensive site. The bloggers here are, for the most part, not that clever (the grammar on display is offensive); why would you expect the commenters to be any different? You expect every comment to be a carefully crafted gem posted for your amusement? Remember that you are the ones getting paid to entertain us, not the other way around. Sorry the comments section is no longer the tight little community you remember it being long ago, when commenters forged “lifelong friendships” (and found spouses?), but get over it! I’m sure the Stool has a much larger readership today than it did years ago, and that your boss is making much more money off of the demographic you despise, which is clearly more important to him (as it should be) than providing you with a medium to make new friends.
I’ve been debating whether to go with the standard “^cool story bro” or everyone’s favorite “u mad bro?”.