LoHud - A Tuckahoe woman, in search of a husband she believed to be cheating, sneaked into the alleged mistress’s bedroom and sexually assaulted her in front of the victim’s 4-year-old child. “Is this the way you did it with my husband?” Giovana Osorio allegedly shouted while using her fingers to violate the victim before dawn on Saturday. The victim was punched, kicked and bitten. Osorio, 40, was charged with multiple felonies including second-degree aggravated sexual assault. The alleged assault, which police said Orosio admitted to, took place at about 3:30 a.m. Saturday. Osorio first tried to break in to the victim’s home through a kitchen window, but was too short to climb through. She then used a key to enter through the front door. Police said Osorio had copied the key from one used by her husband, a construction worker who had previously worked on the home. After entering, Osorio walked upstairs, turned on a hall light and burst into a bedroom where the victim and her child were asleep. There was no sign of Osorio’s husband who, it turned out, was working late. The victim, wearing a nightgown, woke up and recognized Osorio, who began her alleged attack. “She grabbed her hair, punched and kicked her, and bit her on the nose,” Detective Sgt. Terence Wilson said. “She then pushed the victim down on the bed and proceeded to grab her between the legs.”

Pretty hardcore. I don’t know what Giovana’s plan was if she caught her husband there, but I’m hard pressed to imagine any heavier of a message sent then doling out a post-beating finger smash sesh in front of your victim’s 4 year-old. And there’s no question it was a back door fingering, right? “Is this the way you did it with my husband?” sounds like “Is this where my husband comes for anal?” to me. Anyone who knows anything knows that butt play, or the lack thereof, is the #1 reason for infidelity in America. So clearly, Giovana’s clenched cheeks sent her hubby wandering away from her dead end & hitchhiking on the Hershey Highway. I’m actually surprised anal assaults aren’t more common in the world of wives confronting mistresses. That being said, one thing is always prevalent in any situation involving a female. Stupidity. Yeah, I took my time to concoct this plan & copy the front door key, but I’m gonna see if I can vault my midget ass through the kitchen window first. Dummy. Bitch has an easier time finding her way into non-consensual buttholes.

@610Barstool