Check Out This Indian Dude Who Spent $20,000 On A Gold Shirt To Impress Chicks
DM – It is often said that money can’t buy love. But trying telling that to a wealthy Indian man who splashed out £14,000 on a solid gold shirt in the hope it will attract female attention. Money-lender Datta Phuge 32, from Pimpri-Chinchwad, commissioned the shirt which took a team of 15 goldsmiths two weeks to make working 16 hours a day creating and weaving the gold threads. It comes complete with its own matching cuffs and a set of rings crafted from left-over gold. ’I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?’ he explained ’The gold shirt has been one of my dreams,’ Mr Phuge told Indian newspaper the Pune Mirror. ’It will be an embellishment to my reputation as the ‘Gold man of Pimpri”‘ Mr Phuge said. The gaudy shirt was assembled on a fabric base of imported white velvet, and comes with six Swarovski crystal buttons and an intricate belt, also made of gold.
Awwwww shit! This man Datta Phuge been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin! Don’t think I’ve ever seen a more sure-fire way to get sluts on your dick than wearing a solid gold shirt around town. It’s like fishing with dynamite. And I love his quote there: ‘I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?’ Now that’s a man who understands the female mind. Gonna have a ho train following him everywhere he goes. Fucking conga line of skanks looking to cash in. Well played sir, well played.
But seriously you gotta love Indian dudes. Maybe the most awkward race of people when it comes to dealing with women. Has an Indian bro ever fucked a white girl in the history of the universe? I think that might be the rarest interracial hookup in the game. Indian dudes are so awkward with girls that even a super rich one can’t rely on just telling girls he’s rich. He has to visually display it in the form of a shirt to make sure they get the message loud and clear. No way a solid gold shirt could ever be misinterpreted. I’m single, I’m wealthy, and I’m looking for pussy. Loud and fucking clear.
PS – How do you wash it?
How do you wash it? A golden shower of course.
Still probably smells like curry.
He’s Indian, you don’t wash it.
“How do you wash it?” That’s a clown question bro. Everyone knows Indian people don’t wash themselves.
FUCK – I’d drop 20-large for that ‘stache! PIMP
Screw the shirt! In love with his “Mr. T starter kit”.
The Nigs be jealous they didnt come up with that idea first
Those gold threads are gonna get all tangled up in his hamburger meat chest hair
Why bother, I thought their whole deal was the ‘arranged marriage.’
Datta Phuckin Huge Baller!
Ultimate look at me move. Maybe it’ll take the attention off of him being Indian.
he still needs a fist full of pardons
In India, gold is like 100x the status symbol it is here. Indians spend so much of their money on it, it’s ridiculous. “60 Minutes” did a story about it a few months ago.
RIP Datta Phuge…he drowned in pussy later that day.
Patel P.I.
Mr. paTel.
Damn this hijab is fresh to death!
How was it not mentioned that this OG is from PIMPri-Chinchwad, you can’t make this shit up people
Amazing. This guys doing it right
I can’t be the only one who looked at the first pic and didn’t immediately think this dude is Ron Swanson’s long lost Indian brother
nice diggs abu dhabi
I see your platinum grill, and I’ll raise you a gold shirt. Indian broads will be knocking each other over to get a moustache ride from The Datta.
That shirt screams “Please come rob my convenience store”
Datta Phuge better have one in the chamber, the haters are FURIOUS!
A+ blog
Mike Epps to Kevin Hart reference. I caught it, and appreciated it. Jimmy crack corn fade having motherfucker
And yet it’s still only the Mr. T starter kit!
You crack on Indians a lot, so I thought I’d throw out some numbers:
-According to the 2010 U.S. Census, Indian Americans had the highest household income of all ethnic groups in the United States
-Almost 40% of all Indians in the United States have a master’s, doctorate or other professional degree, which is five times the national average
-As of 2010 66.3% of Indian Americans are employed in select professional and managerial specialties compared with the national average of 35.9%
so we’re richer, smarter, and work more powerful jobs than you. You mad?
Thank you, come again.
^Fists.., I don’t fg care how smart you are, you still smell like roadkill and you’re ugly. 1 billion people and no more than 6 good looking chicks to bang. And wtf do you weirdos work out at my gym in polo shirts. Go fuck yourself Pradeep and take a shower.
its Tom Haverford in real life
still stackin’ more paper
India is a messed up supposedly first world country. For on the verge of being a superpower, more people over there have cell phones than toilets that flush. Poop into a hole in the ground *at your house* (not camping) – tough to pick up chicks.
yes, but the Indian Americans you compete with in the US make more money than you do