Chesty, The New Marine Corps Mascot, Just Killing It On The Red Carpet
ABC News - Chesty, future Marine Corps mascot, sits on the red carpet in front of the Home of the Commandants waiting to meet Bonnie Amos, wife of Gen. James F. Amos, commandant of the Marine Corps during a visit to Marine Barracks Washington, D.C., Feb. 14, 2013. (Sgt. Dengrier M. Baez/U.S. Marine Corps)
I have a question – if you had Chesty at your disposal, is there any woman in the world you couldn’t fuck? I don’t think theres one woman on the planet who could resist Chesty and his owner. A floppy, smushy, bulldog puppy who also happens to be a Marine? Christ almighty thats the ultimate chick magnet concoction right there. The girls may end up banging Chesty himself. Just go straight to doggie style because Chesty is just that goddam cute. If Chesty plays his cards right he may end up having sex with more human women than I have. Like shooting fish in a freaking barrel when you’re a cute bulldog Marine.





Drown it
So he just needs to have sex with two human women to to beat you? Of course assuming you have had sex with your live-in girlfriend.
Chesty looks a little bit like the undercarriage of my balls.
Wait’ll the dog can bark like this hardo, he’ll be unstoppable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XNlgwUNKjs
Score one for America
sloppyseconds kill yourself
If chesty was a zebra you’d no doubt have sex with any asian you want
Send Pres with Chesty into the KO Barstool HQ. That will be one hard and principal modification laden morning.
Chesty indeed. He’s got a six-pack of tits.
get the notches is your belt while you can, Chesty. Pretty soon you’ll be a fat fuck, slobbering everywhere, with a top speed of 4 mph, a gross underbite, and you’ll be breathing like an emphysema patient.
I’m surprised this isn’t a Prez blog. If you can’t get laid with Chesty on your side than you probably look like the rosy faced kid who makes out with Bar Rafaeli in the commercial or like Neil.
“I have a question – if you had Chesty at your disposal, is there any woman in the world you couldn’t fuck?”
If your KFC, then yes, every woman in the world is still repulsed by you no matter what.
love to get to know him