NY Daily – A body discovered in the chimney of a California home turned out to be that of a respected doctor, according to authorities. The badly decomposed corpse of Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, who had been missing for nearly a week, was found over the weekend and later identified, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare told The Californian. Officials said the doctor was likely trying to enter the home, where a man she was believed to have been dating lived. Items belonging to her had been found outside the house the day she was reported missing, but there had been no other indication at the time that she was inside. According to DeGreare, Kotarac arrived at the home several days earlier and as she attempted to enter, the man living there reportedly snuck out. “She made an unbelievable error in judgment and nobody understands why, and unfortunately she’s passed away,” the 58-year-old told The Associated Press. “She had her issues — she had her demons — but I never lost my respect for her.”
Uhh sorry to break it to you Police Chief but I understand exactly why? Because she was a fucking ex-girlfriend that’s why. I mean is this story supposed to be surprising? Like how many times do you think this or something similar has happened before? A billion? Just an ex-girlfriend who got dumped being an ex-girlfriend who got dumped. If they’re not calling or emailing or texting nonstop they’re showing up at your house trying to shimmy down your chimney. Because if there’s one thing a chick hates more than getting dumped it’s not being able to get the last word in. Definitely had this all rationalized in her head too. Ohh his phone probably ran out of batteries. His computer must have died and his email was broken anyway because he lost his log-in. The locks are all changed because crime rates have been up in the neighborhood. I’ll try the chimney. Like I’m positive this lady was absolutely 100% convinced she was doing something completely logical here. Just how the female mind works.