Gizmodo – I’ve read plenty of crazy GPS stories, but this has to be the craziest of them all: a 67-year-old woman drove for 900 miles over the course of two days because of a GPS error combined with her complete lack of attention. Her actual destination was only 90 miles away. The woman, 67-year-old Sabine Moreau, started her journey in her home town of Hainault Erquelinnes, Belgium. She wanted to pick up a friend at a train station in Brussels, just 93 miles north from her point of origin. But instead, she turned on her GPS, which told her to drive south, taking her turn by turn all the way down to Zagreb, in Croatia. Instead of a couple hours in the car, she spent a couple days to cover the 900 miles that separates both points in Europe. During Sabine’s odyssey, she stopped two times to get gas, slept for a few hours on the side of the road, and even suffered a minor car accident. How the hell did this happen without her noticiting? She knows it sounds weird, but she was distracted, she said:
I was distracted, so I kept driving. I saw all kinds of traffic signs, first in French, then German and finally in Croatian, but I kept driving because I was distracted. Suddenly I appeared in Zagreb and I realized I wasn’t in Belgium anymore.
What makes chicks think they can work GPS units? Obviously they can barely work a car or a sense of direction. But they can’t even work the gadget that’s supposed to fix that, either. I swear to God unless its an oven or a vibrator, girls have no idea how to work it. Its like they have some innate ability to cook and work their pussies but other than that its hopeless. So now we’ve had stories of women driving onto train tracks. Women driving onto golf courses. Japanese bitches driving right into the Pacific ocean. And now this old bird drives from Belgium to Croatia when she was supposed to go around the corner. So as I see it we’ve got 2 options. Either A) We teach broads how to use maps and compasses or B) We start designing GPS units that look like stoves and sex toys. Otherwise chicks should be permanently banned from automobiles and technology all together. I mean, honestly, how much more evidence do we need to realize they really never should leave the house? Every time they leave something goes disastrously wrong. They can barely make it from the kitchen to the bedroom with the help of a goddam global positioning robot. Just give up.