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God bless the internet, huh? You wanna see a chick read a book about necrophilia sitting on a Sybian vibrator? You got it! Coming right up!

What a brilliant idea, huh? There should be a whole series of this on youtube. Chicks doing ordinary shit while getting worked by a vibrator. Stoya doing the dishes…on a vibrator. Stoya folding laundry…on a vibrator. Stoya watching Jeopardy…on a vibrator. I would watch chicks do literally anything if they are sitting on one of those Sybian things. I’d say every 6 months or so I hop on Youjizz and do a good Sybian session. Watch like 8 or 9 of those videos of chicks just going BANANAS on that thing. Straight up violent orgasms. I wish there was some sort of machine equivalent for dudes. Some sort of male Sybian that just works the shit out of your dick until you have a heart attack. I’d be on that thing all day long.