Now obviously this is a fake video. But fake isn’t the right word. Its fake in the sense that this is obviously all staged for attention. Why else would you have a gallon of water, a sponge, and soap on the subway unless you planned on putting on this show? Whether or not she actually pissed herself, I guess we won’t know. That would be some serious commitment to making it on World Star Hip Hop to intentionally piss yourself in public.

But its very much not a fake video in the sense that this bitch really did just shower in the middle of the subway. I don’t care whats going on. I don’t care if you really pissed yourself or not. If we’re in a crowded subway and you started bathing yourself like a goddam horse in a barn, you deserve to be shot. Someone could have murdered her on the spot and I don’t think anyone would have batted an eyelash. Well maybe that dumb bitch who offered her a Kleenex. But the rest of the people on that car would have just popped their headphones back in and smiled.

Congrats, you fucking psychopath. You made a viral video on the internet. It only took you potentially pissing yourself and scrubbing yourself like a farm animal to do it.