NY PostAn Italian eatery just steps from Yankee Stadium is charging customers for slices of pizza — and sex with their wait staff, a new lawsuit claims. Yankee fans heading to Stadium Pizza after ball games are treated to a smorgasbord of waitresses and bartenders moonlighting as prostitutes, according to a lawyer for former employee Olga Contreras, who is suing the restaurant’s owners for sexual harassment, said her lawyers, Matthew Blit and Amanda Gudis. Contreras says she has spotted one worker frequently giving oral sex, and customers disappearing into the restroom with the staff. In documents filed yesterday in Bronx Supreme Court, Contreras, 29, says she was forced to clean up “numerous used condoms,” but never prostituted herself while working at the dive from 2005 to 2012. She claims that, because the owners forced her to lift heavy items, she suffered a miscarriage after she got pregnant by her boyfriend. In March, the owners, Tania Jimenez and Francisco Almonte, fired Contreras after she walked into the kitchen and said in broken English, “I am hungry,” the papers state.

Well no surprise here. Stadium Pizza probably hired Strasser The Pizza Boy to give out free handies to anyone in a Derek Jeter jersey. What, you didn’t think he was like a normal pizza delivery man, did you? Just driving around a piece of shit car delivering shit in those pizza box sleeves that keeps your pie warm? For sure not. Pizza Boy is the designated dick sucker for this place. It’s like Dominos’ 5-5-5 deal. 5 bucks for pizza, 5 bucks for a side, and 5 bucks for Strasser to jerk you off while talking about Jump Throws and The Flip.

But I’ve never understood these kind of whistle blowers. Like if Feitelberg was in the back room blowing advertisers at Barstool headquarters, what do I care? I’m not doing the dick sucking. This chick was still just making pizzas like every other pizzeria in the world. Only difference is someone was fucking in the bathroom as she did it. Who cares? Mopping up used condoms and that miscarriage sounds pretty shitty, but just grow up with the prostitution.