London, June 17 (ANI): Busy young women are increasing their booze intake after becoming hooked on the latest celebrity health fad – the “party girl drip”, which is a strong concoction of vitamins and minerals that quickly revitalises and rehydrates the body. The controversial treatment hit the headlines last month after Rihanna tweeted a snap of a drip going into her arm after a week of heavy partying and gigs. The 24-year-old had been diagnosed with exhaustion and dehydration and fans began fearing for her health. But their concern turned to curiosity when it was revealed the singer was hooked up to a vitamin drip. The “party girl drip” is made up of C and B as well as minerals selenium, magnesium, zinc and chromium. They are slowly fed into the system through an IV drip, like those used in a hospital. It rehydrates and revitalises the body quickly, leading to it being used as a hangover cure and being dubbed the party girl drip. Air hostess Nicky Bailey had her first party girl drip in December. The 32-year-old, from Battersea, south London, now has the treatment every month. She is about to have her sixth drip after returning from a week’s holiday in Ibiza. “December is a busy month. I was working and going to lots of Christmas parties, which included more drinking than normal. I was completely exhausted from constantly fighting off my hangovers,” the Sun quoted her as saying. “I suffer badly after drinking and normally my hangovers last 24 hours, with headaches, dizziness and heavy eyes often lasting all day. “No matter what I try, I can never shift them so would try anything new that claimed to help rehydrate the body after a heavy night,” she said. However, instead of spurring her into a healthier lifestyle, having access to these hangover cures has encouraged Nicky to continue partying. “I go out in the week after work for dinners and cocktails or vodkas and at weekends go clubbing with friends. I usually have four double vodkas, a cocktail or two and sometimes wine. “Knowing I have a vitamin drip booked in makes me feel like I’m cancelling out the bad stuff I’m putting in when I drin’,” she added. (ANI)
You know in Jurassic Park when Jeff Goldblum’s character is all angry about how John Hammond recreated dinosaurs because it was just unnatural and dangerous? He says “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs?” Well that kinda how I feel about these bitches and their party drips. The hangover is part of the natural cycle of life. It’s a necessary evil to keep the world in order. Without the hangover, the human race would spiral out of control and drink themselves into bolivian. Like “God creates booze. God destroys booze with hangover. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man destroys hangover.” Its just one of those things that is there for a reason. Everything in this world has purpose. And skipping out on the vomiting and dry heaving and sweating and headaches and just feels like cheating. It feels like its just the way God intended it to be. He knew the limits and the temptations of man and knew that if there was no consequences to drinking, his grand creation would never do anything else but drink. Dude was like “If I don’t give these motherfuckers beer shits and pounding headaches they ain’t never gonna praise me.”
I guess its no different than condoms and birth control and what not. God created pregnant bitches and STDs to stop everyone from just fucking all day every day and we found a way around that. But circumventing the hangover just feels like cheating. Its like a badge of honor in a way. You wanna hop on the Hangover Bus in Vegas for a one time IV on your bachelor weekend, go for it. But a regularly scheduled “party girl drip” so you can be a drunken whore all month long just ain’t natural. God didn’t intend for it to be that way.