Chicks Freaking LOVE Hocus Pocus
You see this shit?? I expected to see “I Like It On…Hocus Pocus.” Probably woulda broke facebook if you combined both of these trends.
I mean you wanna get laid? Tell chicks you like Hocus Pocus. Easiest pick up line during the month of October. Luckily for myself I’m a legit hardcore Hocus Pocus fan. Whachu wanna know? Black Flame Candle? Thackery Binx? The Sanderson Sisters? How I wanted to F Allison? Seriously I think I’ve watched Hocus Pocus at least one time every year since I was like 8. I used to think that made me gay but clearly after seeing my facebook tonite I think its pretty much the key to banging chicks.
Update:
Legit one minute after I posted this I get a text
better not light the candle virgin
never heard of it…
terrible, terrible movie
just going to throw it out there, if the break up wasnt on i would be watching it.
ugliest movie ever?
Really dude? Admitting you watched it for tail is one thing, but since you were 8?
That movie is fire. I have no problem admitting that.
great movie no homo, that dude rips a drum solo in the beginning of the movie and Sarah Jessica Parker actually doesn’t look like a horse for once in her life
Agnieska is what I just had surgically removed from my cock.
Dude KFC, stop spelling the word “tonight” like “tonite” so fucking annoying
sick flick if it can hocus pocus my D into some poon…
only flick I where I wanted to bang SJP
With a lineup of grade A bitches like that, who could hate? Actually me, cause that shit sucked!
I respect ya kfc but if you’re gonna go through all the work to post something this gay at least do it under scott’s name
They should really bundle this movie with a 12 pack of condoms and a Jock Jams CD
what the fuck is hocus pocus?
Did I just really read a blog article showing Facebook updates from whore bags that like a terrible movie that I have never seen? I want these 2 minutes back.
This isn’t It’s a Wonderful Life. Not Halloween until you see this movie? Hmmmm……..what is that other movie about Halloween that is really scary? They play scary music and some dude in a mask kills everyone. It’s on the tip of my tongue.
Hocus Pocus – Jesus H. Christ KFC. This coming from a guy that legitimately likes the Notebook. You should have your man card revoked for a month.
Have you really been print screening and saving Hocus Pocus related statuses since early October?! How the fuck did you know that it was going to blow up? I mean you literally held onto 3 statuses from the beginning of Oct. under the assumption you would catch a lot more of them throughout the month; that is decent precognition. Either that or your dumb whore friends post the same statuses every October (which is probably true).
i think facebook is gay.
now … talking about how awesome hocus pocus is on facebook
fahgetaboutit
I’ll tell you what sizzle chest, there are things girls like that they DON’T want a man, they might fuck, to like. Hocus Pocus is one of them.
10:15 = post
10:18 = first text
Looks like 3 minutes.
wanna know how i know KFC is gay
Black Dude, go hold a lantern in front of van der Sloot’s house.
sup FP, thanks for the advice on what women want romeo
Anytime, charcoal.
good to know katie clarke is coming…
i posted ‘hocus pocus NEVER gets old’.
because it doesn’t.
just like i’m gonna post ‘we’re gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since bing crosby danced with danny fucking kaye’ around dec 19th.
because we are.
Not gonna lie, put it on my Queue for Netflix. Every other movie on there: “Expected Availability = Now.” “Hocus Pocus: Long Wait” If that doesn’t say it all, I don’t know what does.
I like how you went through all the work to block everyone’s last name but a few…someone is going to be getting an angry email.
He speaks the truth, not only did my girlfriend have it on and was DVRing it, she called like 5 of her friends to tell them that it was on.
How long did it take you to photoshop all of that… jeeeeeeez
Sweet fucken God. Please tell me you don’t watch this shit.
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi4038329625/
way to white out the last name of the first girl’s post, but not block it out when she commented on it
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=198902894
ITS BECAUSE THEY ALL SECRETLY WANT AWESOME LESBIAN WITCH SEX
Baskee says:
October 21, 2010 at 9:57 am
He speaks the truth, not only did my girlfriend have it on and was DVRing it, she called like 5 of her friends to tell them that it was on.
same shit here dude.