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Daily MailA man born with giant feet has finally been given a pair of shoes that fit at the age of 27.  Xu Anyou from Fuzhou, in eastern China’s Jiangxi Province, has a form of Elephantiasis.  Elephantiasis results in the enlargement of an area of the body, especially the limbs. Parasitic worms, spread by mosquitoes, can grow up to four inches long and block the lymphatic system, causing arms, legs, breasts or genitals to swell to huge sizes. As Xu grew older his feet became so large he was unable to find a suitable pair of shoes. In the summer he would go barefoot while in the winter he would have to wear a specially made pair constructed by his brother.  But after hearing about Xu’s plight, the manager of a local company has presented him with three pairs of tailor-made shoes which are 28.5cm long and 22.5cm wide. The kind manager has also said he would provide Xu with free shoes when these pairs needed replacing. Last year a boy underwent surgery at a hospital in China because his feet grew so big he was unable to walk.  Teenager Xiao Meng was born with a genetic condition that causes the feet to swell abnormally. Xiao’s family were too poor to pay for treatment and, as a result, his feet grew bigger and bigger with age. His family received thousands of pounds towards his care as a result of a campaign.

Hey Fred Flintstone! Yabba dabba doo bro! Those dogs are fuckin somethin huh? Absolutely fucking gigantic with like 3 toes. I bet you could stop a moving car slamming those puppies into the ground huh Xu?

Looks like the fucking Nutty Professor when Professor Klumps foot comes bursting out of Buddy Love’s shoes. Looks like a life size Sticky Hand except its not a stretchy jelly toy, and its not a hand. Its your fucking foot! Those little piggies are more like Wild Boars and instead of going wee wee wee all the way home they just freeze in the fucking winter because you can’t even put shoes on. I could go on and on with the comparisons for this guy’s feet but lets just say Rex Ryan doesn’t even get a little bit hard lookin at them.

All I know is Xu better just count his lucky stars he aint this kid:

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