Chris Christie Don’t Give A Shit About Politics, Just Wants To Rebuild Jersey

Hello, Fat White Man! Greetings, Skinny Black Man! I like your sneakers! I like yours too!
I don’t wanna get all political here. There’s a time and a place for that and Barstool Sports is neither. But thats why Chris Christie is the fucking man. He realizes theres a time and a place for all the politcal bullshit and right now with his state absolutely annihilated he doesn’t give a shit about the Romney/Obama election. Doesn’t give a fuck about who wants to “tour the damage.” Doesn’t give a fuck about political parties and the debates and which of these idiots is gonna do a mediocre job the next 4 years. He’s just worried about helping the few million people without power and food right now. Just wants to rebuild his home. Kind of refreshing to hear a guy be honest about the shit that matters. Dude has bigger fish to fry than walking around with Mitt so it looks like he cares for his big election. And the guy thats helping him fix his state just happens to be on the other side of the aisle. Don’t matter to the Big Man. Guy just wants to make sure the Boom Boom Room at the Osprey is ready by Memorial Day.
PS – These Fox News clowns were probably shitting their pants as the Big Man was praising Obama. Surprised they didn’t cut the feed and pretend they lost him.

Chris Christie is the shit and he’s absolutely right. His job is to serve the people of NJ, not help elect Romney. It would be great if the rest of these entitled assholes would remember that they’re public servants.
Christie is a dbag. Just S-ing Obama’s D so he can run in 2016. Guy is a fraud conservative.
The Party Split is what is fucking this country up. I like to see guys like Christie not giving a shit about which side of the aisle you’re on. We need more like him.
@BillyBaroo,
If you think Christie is a fraud conservative, you really don’t know politics. At all.
Christie doesn’t even like Mitt to begin with anyway. Refreshing to see someone who cares about rebuilding his home state. Christie has my vote in 2016.
Fatso 2016.
Always thought Christie was sorta just a fat fucker but points in my book for giving credit where credit is due not worrying about the bullshit political shit during a serious emergency in his state. Need more like him.
thats good shit but the pics of obama and christie standing next to each other are hilarious, completely different body types
more than anything….we need a fat president and we needed one yesterday
Christie is the real deal, definitely a fat fuck but if you pay attention to what he has done in NJ there is a lot more than hot dog eating contests and afternoon cakes.
If Christie gets in his first order of business will be to repeal Bloombergs soda ban.
It was nice to see him on the news and was just like “fuck you I don’t care – NEXT” I thought damn that is what this country needs.
come on KFC, really? Don’t you think this is all Christie’s angle? Pop off about how he won’t rest until shit is finished? I’m skeptical of anyone who constantly calls attention to himself. What ever happened to walk softly and carry a big stick?
@whorefrost,
Yeah, Christie’s whole angle is to capitalize on a tragedy for political gain 4 years down the road. What’s he supposed to say? I’ll rest even if shit’s not finished? Wake up clown
whorefrost, I think what you were trying to say before your ignorance got in the way was ‘speak softly and carry a big stick’
How does Christie wipe his ass? His crack is up between his shoulder blades. Ever try to touch the center of your back, its impossible.
Billbaroo – a typcial republican piece of shit who thinks about politics instead of THE RIGHT THING TO DO. Go suck a cock you bootlicking loser.
@sukdeeznutz
Actually, you have it backwards. If you think Christie is a strong conservative, YOU don’t know politics at all. Stop watching only Fox News and get a true Constitutional Conservative point of view. Republicans are too soft.
@VoiceofReason
The right thing to do is not to suck up to the President. It’s to praise the men and women who are risking their lives to help those in need – First responders, neighbors who are helping eachother, etc. Screw the politicians.
Billybaroo- he’s not kissing up to the presiden;t all he did was state how invovled/helpful the POTUS has been and this tragedy is far beyond politics. All u rightwing nut jobs want to pick apart EVERYTHING POTUS. It’s gotten very old, very quick.
if you think for a second that america will vote in a morbidly obese person as president you surely know nothing about politics.
KFC you should have stopped after your first sentence
WIsh this is how government worked all the time.
Christie straight up looks like Oswald Cobblepot from Batman Returns
He looks like Danny DeVito in Batman Returns
F#ck, too late; I tip my hat shafteva
i could care less about NJ but christie is the fucking MAN
Christie is the man
He’s got a sweet little ass, I’ll say that.
mortal lock for 2016.
@valbroski … america elected a legally retarded hick who is responsible for the mess that Obama is trying to clean up… and you think a man who is “morbidly obese” would be an issue? sleep at night bro
I wish Chris Christie would come to MA, swallow Deval Patrick whole, and be our governor.
The man is great. He is doing everything he can to help the Sandy cleanup and recovery. He doesn’t give two fucks about elections or politics right now…. he just wants to get the job done. You see the intensity in his face when he talks.