North Jersey –  Christie said Tuesday evening that he would sign an executive order urging towns to postpone Halloween trick-or-treating. Many towns had already elected to reschedule the event. “Tomorrow we will reset Halloween by executive order,” Christie said at a news conference, adding jokingly, “my power knows no bounds.”

TRENTON, NJ — New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has signed an executive order postponing Halloween until Monday. Christie delayed trick-or-treating on Wednesday because he says it’s not safe in the wake of damage from Sandy. The governor says children would face flooding, fallen trees downed power lines and power outages. A state of emergency still exists in New Jersey because of the storm

Personalized governor fleeces. Personalized governor yarmulkes. Reschedules holidays with the flick of a pen. I’m pretty sure the mayor of Atlantic City is gonna wake up tomorrow with 2 broken legs after defying his order. He’s Chris Christie and his power knows no bounds. If you don’t think this is the beginning of Chris Christie’s 2016 Presidential campaign, you are outside of your mind. Dude is gonna rebuild Jersey and springboard into the national spotlight in the process. And by 2016 the line of Chris Christie fleeces and Jew caps are gonna expand to full head to toe wardrobes. I’m talking formal wear, athletic gear, the whole 9. Maybe even a line of *GOVERNOR* under armor type of clothes. Its gonna be like Jay Z when he rolled out Rocawear.

Oh and that “joke” he made about his power knowing no bounds was 200% serious. Anyone who doesn’t think that is a fool.

PS – Any Stoolies out there able to make me a custom fleece jacket? I want one that says KEVIN CLANCY *BLOGGER* and I’m dead serious about it. I went looking to make one today but there was all sorts of minimum orders and it was gonna cost me like 200 dollars. Someone out there has gotta be able to make me a Barstool version of Chris Christie’s governor fleece. Holler at me. @KFCBarstool