TOMS RIVER — The Hurricane Sandy New Jersey Relief Fund has gotten millions in donations, including $2.5 million from Hess Corp. Chairman and CEO John Hess. Another potentially hefty sum could come from an unlikely source: Gov. Chris Christie’s signature storm fleece. New Jersey First Lady Mary Pat Christie, who chairs the relief fund, today said she was offered $1,000 for the fleece, which became her husband’s uniform during the weeks after Hurricane Sandy. When asked if the fleece is up for auction, the first lady said, “It’s not,” then quickly added, “but I may have to consider it.” Incidentally, she turned down the offer from the undisclosed fleece lover. “I’d have to get a lot more than $1,000 for it,” she said. For now, the famous fleece remains in her husband’s closet.

Actually I’m kidding. If anyone wants to give me a thousand bucks for my blogger fleece it’s theirs. All proceeds with be donated to the KFC not being poor fund.

On a side note there’s about a 400% chance Chris Christie fucks with that fleece on right? I mean I think its better for all parties involved if the Big Man keeps his shirt on during coitus. And clearly he derives all his confidence and power from that fleece. Its like his super hero suit. Does Superman fly without his cape? For sure not.