Wahhh boo hoo hooo Clay Matthews!! That’s a lot of tears for an overrated, one-dimensional LB. Better dry them quick because you have a long, cold, miserable winter up in Green Bay now that the Packers season is dunzo.

And newsflash bro you didn’t lose because of the sparkles on your fingers. Had nothing to do with it. You lost because you met the bonesaw known as the New York Football Giants. No shame in losing to an unstoppable pass rush and an elite QB and the best WR duo in the league. Join the club.

Wait this isn’t Clay Matthews? This is a different 6’3″, 250 lb. monster with long blonde hair? The fuckin Midwest huh? Nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.

@BarstoolScott